By JC - 26/03/2012 20:56 - United States - Villa Ridge

Spicy
Today, I read an article with tips on how to give girls full-body orgasms and I decided to test a few on my girlfriend. Instead of having a mind-blowing orgasm, she started cackling and said I looked like a giraffe trying to bob for apples. FML
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jazziness 12

Doesn't matter, had sex.

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tripangelx8 4

the article should have warned you to tell her to keep her eyes closed

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KingCeltic77 18

Maybe that's what you're supposed to look like when you do it.

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linkinpark98 23

This FML made me laugh so hard....

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FrankHotpants 31

I like to think It looked like OP was pecking at her ****** with his face lol.

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MrGroovy28 7

Why are there not more adorable ladies such as you around?

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ILpalmtree 0

I keep saying it, all that matters is that YOU come!!!

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MissHandberg 6

No. Then it won't be any good for the girl, and that is when she looses her lust for sex with you. And maybe if you're really lucky, she'll cheat to get a man who truly satisfy her.

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MissHandberg 6

No. Then it won't be any good for the girl, and that is when she looses her lust for sex with you. And maybe if you're really lucky, she'll cheat to get a man who truly satisfy her.

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GingerNinja 18

May I have the link to said article? x)

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ILpalmtree 0

I'll show it to ya ;-P lol

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CruelGirl07 5

I just have to say: from one red headed ninja to another, I love your user name and profile! :)

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purebliss7 6

at least your trying, most men as long as it feels good to them they are fine, **** what the girl wants. i think its sweet maybe try how to videos?

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