By mr - 27/07/2010 18:44 - United States

Today, I realized every time I go to take a poop, my 9 month old crawls into the bathroom and sobs at my feet. I now have to let my 9 month old sit on my lap while I shit, because I can't do it any other way. The end to all privacy has now come. FML
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Same thing different taste

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bittersweets 2

word. put it in a safe place and go shit alone. if you let your baby get what it wants every time you're going to have some hard years in front of you...

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OMG people, we are talking about a baby! I went through it too....and as someone else said, it doesn't last forever OP :) And you will look back on this and laugh.

OMG people, we are talking about a baby! I went through it too....and as someone else said, it doesn't last forever OP :) And you will look back on this and laugh.

ashleytiffany 0

ummm lock the door duh. he can wait a few minutes.

i think that, while you have to give a really young child *some* of the things that he/she wants, there has to be an upper limit. things like ******** and pissing should come with some measure of privacy, otherwise the child is going to learn that busting in on someone while they're doing their deed is perfectly okay. don't think that you're "depriving" your kid. |the kid|

jennniferlea 4

just wait until baby learns to talk. Then they will come to see what you're doing and then go announce it to the rest of your household and any visitors. muhahahaha!

That's stupid, you seriously can't make the kid wait for a few minutes? Not to mention that's incredibly gross.

If you can't put him in his crib or a playpen he can't escape from and just deal with the crying for a little bit, then YDI. Just because he wants something doesn't mean he should get it every time.

my 9 month old does a lot of wierd things, thank goodness that's not one of them. serriously, out him/her in a play pin or some other toy. if he/she crys just let them until your done.

I'd say leave the baby in a crib, but I've managed to escape from a crib one time. Family stories are fun.

imbtrthanyou 0

Haha! Yeah, privacy is over, but only briefly. Separation anxiety is totally normal; it will only last a little while. There's nothing wrong with catering to her while she's in this stage, it will teach her that she can rely on you and help her to become comfortable being alone more quickly. Putting her in a pack 'n play wouldn't hurt either, but you have to do what you're comfortable with.