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By Anonymous - 10/01/2014 23:05 - United States

Today, I realized I willingly support my boyfriend's alcoholism, because the only time he says "I love you" is when he's blind drunk. FML

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Today, I realized that the only time my girlfriend ever calls me is when she's drunk. FML

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Today, I found out that when my boyfriend is drunk he pretends to be Bob the Builder. FML

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Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss. FML

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By j…… - 14/08/2011 03:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 13:35 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML

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AngryD 9

Saturday 11 January 2014 5:27

you being an enabler will eventually kill him wow that's a nice selfish true love huh

JasonUMN 15

Saturday 11 January 2014 5:29

If the only time he loves you is when he's drunk, you need let him go and find someone who truly cares about you.

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ivydindy13 14

Saturday 11 January 2014 5:35

When he said "I love you" he was talking to the bottle. Sorry OP.

ImaginaryPerson 21

Saturday 11 January 2014 5:35

Maybe find a boyfriend who can say he loves you sober and/drunk instead of depending on alcohol to feel love. Just a suggestion.

perdix 29

Saturday 11 January 2014 5:36

It's relatively cheap to keep him drunk. Work hard and you'll always have love in your life!

mamaems 8

Saturday 11 January 2014 5:40

you are an enabler. you're pushing alcohol on him as if you're his dealer. youre killing him over three little words? time to 're-evaluate your relationship as well as your morals

foxy_grampa 19

Saturday 11 January 2014 5:40

So I don't think he really loves you in that case

israelnotjacob 20

Saturday 11 January 2014 5:47

You're really that desperate for someone's affection that you'd settle for someone who can't even express it sober? This is a YDI all the way.

realtingdis 12

Saturday 11 January 2014 5:52

Not necessarily. I'm not really a physically affectionate person unless I have had a drink. I don't know why.

VeganVampyre 26

Saturday 11 January 2014 6:36

Big difference between "a drink" and "blind drunk", and also between saying I love you and being physically affectionate.

realtingdis 12

Saturday 11 January 2014 5:48

My gf is always on me about this. She like hugging and touching but apparently I only do it when I've had something to drink. I don't get drunk though.

Tinad01 12

Saturday 11 January 2014 19:49

Well then please hug her! Hold her waist and hands. Its the simple things that are the best. Don't make her have to work for it!

G_bear24 9

Saturday 11 January 2014 5:50

Maybe its time to move on.....

browneyedshortie 4

Saturday 11 January 2014 5:55

Time to move on girl. Find a man who tells you he loves you all the time sober or not.

Dinoporeon 9

Saturday 11 January 2014 6:00

You need to stop. And get him some help.

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