Work: Today, I realized that my company's calendar is synchronized... - FML

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By Fred - 27/06/2009 01:32 - United States

Today, I realized that my company's calendar is synchronized throughout the whole building. The entire company now knows that I made love to my wife last Wednesday and Friday, and that I went out with a girl named Janet on Saturday. My wife's name is Julie, and she works in the same building. FML

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berauscht 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 10:03

YDI for cheating on your wife :/

T1MT1M 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 10:03

YDI. Idiot.

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nxkftw 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 10:09

Fail. Fail. Fail. You disgusting scumbag.

New_York_fml 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 10:10

You deserved this bigggggggg time. First u schedule sex then u schedule cheating....WTF were u thinking?

doodles88 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 10:13

Company calendars should be just that - COMPANY calendars. You're supposed to put important COMPANY meetings there, not your sex schedules and cheating, for pete's sake... YDI!

alex_vik 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 10:13

There is no way you're going to get someone to agree with you OP.

vikingtrail 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 10:14

Wow. I don't get why you felt the freedom to put such personal things on anything at work. And honestly? Cheating on your wife? I'm sorry, but that's just sad.

70bloo 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 10:14

why would you cheat in the first place??

suxx4uu 0

Sunday 12 August 2012 4:07

Cuz he is a jackass

18legalawesome 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 10:17

You're scum, simple as that.

rmujerita 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 10:18

LYING CHEATING JACKASS

blobxmaster13 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 10:19

YDI for cheating.

Bashar_fml 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 10:21

piece of shit, YDI and anyone who fut "fyl" should die

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