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By Fred - 27/06/2009 01:32 - United States

Today, I realized that my company's calendar is synchronized throughout the whole building. The entire company now knows that I made love to my wife last Wednesday and Friday, and that I went out with a girl named Janet on Saturday. My wife's name is Julie, and she works in the same building. FML
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berauscht 0

YDI for cheating on your wife :/

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fallenarchangel 0

Seeing that everyone hates you op. I guess I could say fyl to make your better. Fyl. =p

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BikerMike 0

I hope you get caught you cheating ******

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pjunior89 0

YDI 1st place for being a douche bag u dont desereve any sympathy

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Hav0c 0

That's an asshole right there. Sorry man, but don't ever cheat on your wife.. that's ******* low.

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chexmixbmx 0

YDI for cheating on your wife

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Entity4Infinity 0

Wow I believe that this is the first fml that all the comments agree that YDI . Congratulations... everyone agrees cheating is horrible and that you deserve to have your wife divorce you and lose your job. How does it feel?

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sickinlove13 0

This actually surprises me. I thought there would definitely be some of those "ohhh your wife is probably a controlling bitch and deserves it" comments like that. I'm glad there aren't and people all agree what a piece of shit this guy is.

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xOpheliacx 0

YDI for cheating, asshole. I hope your wife divorces you.

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nosila_fml 0

1) You deserve it for being a cheating asshole, as everyone else said. 2) I hope Janet gives you an incurable case of herpes so you suffer for the rest of your life and WISH you had never cheated on your wife. 3) I hope your wife divorces you, you stupid ************. And seriously, FYL? FYL!?!?!? How about FY(wife's)L...she's the one who just had someone who made an oath to be faithful to her for the rest of her life cheat on her. And to make things worse, she is publicly humiliated because your dumbass broadcasted your cheating on the company calender. Do you even know how that must ******* feel?!

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nosila_fml 0

lawlz! I saw that too ^_^ gonna get that "STI" in "the Africa".

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lmmmr 0

STI is correct. Sexually Transmitted Infection.

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