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By Fred - 27/06/2009 01:32 - United States

Today, I realized that my company's calendar is synchronized throughout the whole building. The entire company now knows that I made love to my wife last Wednesday and Friday, and that I went out with a girl named Janet on Saturday. My wife's name is Julie, and she works in the same building. FML
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berauscht 0

YDI for cheating on your wife :/

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Culottes 1

YDI Why would you put "banged wife" on your calendar anyway? Or cheat? Not smart.

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judgeymcjudge 0

Yeah, you're a prick. Hopefully both Janet and your wife realise it now. Hope your soon to be ex-wife gets all of your shit in the divorce. YDI, asshole.

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kevin_mcp 0

you put that you had sex with your wife on the calendar? and then how you cheated on her....idiot

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ddrluna 2

1. You're a ******* asshole for cheating on your wife and deserve every negative thing that happens to you. 2. Why would you put that kind of shit on a calendar? That's just retarded in the first place. 3. YDI x 35624572386469

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Addicted2FML303 0

YDI douchebag I hope Janet gave you herpes ;)

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Sleepwalker418 0

The only reason why I hope Janet didn't give him herpes is because that would mean the poor wife is going to get herpes as well :(

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redbluegreen 40

Who cheats with their wife and marks it on the calendar? Who documents their sex live on a [work] calender? Who just now notices that the work's calender is syconized? Idiot. On so many levels.

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blowyourspeakers 0

You're the absoluet scum of earth. Period. WHYYYYYY would you cheat on your with, if you guys still have sex? WHY? I mean, I get that shit happens, sometimes. Understandable. But a date.. that was planned out. Not cool, dude. Just not cool.

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rustyrox 0

If this is true...You are a F**king duchebag and YDI. You Definitely don't deserve your wife.... Asshole!

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cpatrick820 3

Really nothing I can say that will be more correct than everything everyone else has said. I'd say try and recapture SOME dignity by divorcing your wife, for her sake. Then, I'd bite the end of a 45. We don't need people like you around. Not only does no one feel bad for you, the decent ones wish you were dead. See you in hell, jackass

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soccerpringles 0

I think he should bite the end before the divorce so that he gives his wife money from his pity life :)

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