This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Fred - 27/06/2009 01:32 - United States

Today, I realized that my company's calendar is synchronized throughout the whole building. The entire company now knows that I made love to my wife last Wednesday and Friday, and that I went out with a girl named Janet on Saturday. My wife's name is Julie, and she works in the same building. FML
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berauscht 0

YDI for cheating on your wife :/

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lastminuteperm 0

OH MY GOD! You put that shit on a calander at work where your wife can see it even if it wasn't shown to the whole office? Moron. And your cheating on your wife. Whoever raised you, slap them across the face.

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lastminuteperm 0

What about tour wifes FML? Today, I discovered my husband put all the times he had sex with me on his work calender...where everybody could see. I work at the same office. Even if I couldn't see it...why would he write it? Not only that, the moron says he has a date with Janet this Saturday. My name is Julie.

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barlessprison 16

I don't know what's wrong with those people who voted FYL. YDI completely and why the **** would you want to schedule your sex, ********?!

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racheal_nichole 0

she was going to find out one way or another lol thats just funny that you didnt know that before hand...

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CFR 0

HA! haha! ho ho ho! hee hee! hee! lmfao! lol! rofl! ... There are so many ways I could laugh at you, I'm having a hard time deciding which way I should...

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