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By Fred - 27/06/2009 01:32 - United States

Today, I realized that my company's calendar is synchronized throughout the whole building. The entire company now knows that I made love to my wife last Wednesday and Friday, and that I went out with a girl named Janet on Saturday. My wife's name is Julie, and she works in the same building. FML
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berauscht 0

YDI for cheating on your wife :/

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buddy51 23

Today I read this fml. Later I checked the calendar for the company I am president of and found this douche works for me. Or at least he does until Monday! F##k his life!!!!

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Vitamin_C 0

Not very well done at all. Please, for the love of Pringles, stop doing reverse FMLs. They're NOT ******* FUNNY.

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buddy51 23

Everyone's a critic!!! Here's an idea- post your own idea and leave mine alone....

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ICallKyo 3

He doesn't have an idea. He was pointing out that your idea was stupid. Oh, by the way- the idea WAS stupid. The idea is sort of okay (but barely) and you wrote it in the worst possible way. And really? Three exclamation points? Dumbass. YDI, OP.

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buddy51 23

You, sir, are a dingus!!!!!! Count those exclamation marks- it means you REALLY are a dingus!

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aback 4

Not only did you **** them, but you ****** yourself, too. Great job, Tiger!

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abbie4986 0

I really don't know why cheating bastards like you think you deserve any sympathy...

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anonimause 0

Even if the calendar was private, your company can still read anything you keep on your company computer anytime, without permission or even your knowledge.

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anonimause 0

The other commenters seem to be missing your last statement - why would you document your sexual scorecard even on your work calendar, even if it was completely private, when you work at the same place as your wife? Obviously you didn't get laid on your date - you would have documented it more clearly. You're just trying to be as disrespectful to your wife as possible.

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mrose57 0

You philandering asshole! Whatever happens is better than you deserve. Unless your dick falls off - now that would be justice.

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awesomeness101 0

YDI for being a liar and cheater

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fash 0

YDI for being an absolute moron with regards to the calendar, and a scumbag who doesn't even deserve one woman, let alone two.

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yiya2 0

1. ur a ******* loser 2. chances are if ur cheating, so is ur wife!! it just happens to be pretty obvious that she is way smarter!! she would probably never put her booty calls on any calendar especially not a shared calendar, at work, where her stupid husband is also employeed!! and last, all shared calendars have an option to make the entry u are adding a private one!! hope ur wife finds a new man, sorry, i mean a real man. something u could never call urself!!!!

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