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By Fred - 27/06/2009 01:32 - United States

Today, I realized that my company's calendar is synchronized throughout the whole building. The entire company now knows that I made love to my wife last Wednesday and Friday, and that I went out with a girl named Janet on Saturday. My wife's name is Julie, and she works in the same building. FML
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berauscht 0

YDI for cheating on your wife :/

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cloudywolf17 0

I'm giddy just reading this. It's like I'm there watching this play out in the office, eagerly chatting this one up with the other company folk and watching/waiting to see the fallout of your own jackassery come about. Way to go, king dick. Here's your crown, here's your scepter. You really are the king of fools, and I hope your wife is smart enough to leave you now before she wastes any more of her life and emotions on you. You're a miserable ****, or else soon will be, and I can only hope that the bittersweet taste of your own misdeeds haunts you until the end of your days. "My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my works. Ye Mighty, and despair!" See what you have built.

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wienerwagon 0

For someone with such a stupid name you sure are good with words.

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soul3n 0

"Duhh.... I'll put when I have sex on my COMPANY's CALDENAR, when I'm supposed to be WORKING." Dumbass, you should be fired too. YDI

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redbluegreen 40

He probably texts his [backup] internet girlfriend in business meetings too. You know, just to cover all the bases and keep his options open.

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posampo 0

wow I wish my company had a CALDENAR, lol

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Peanu_theGreat 0

Pffft. There is not much for me to say. :D OH WOW. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU COULD HAVE DONE? MARKED IT ON YOUR HOUSE CALENDAR, DURR. THAT IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA! ಠ_ಠ

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jnic 0

Wow, I'm going to assume that you realized how much you fail at life in every aspect and decided to punish yourself by posting your story here. There's no way you'd believe you might get one comment where the person actually DOESN'T call you out for being the biggest piece of shit. Or is there?

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xxrockisalivexx 0

I feel sorry for you

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xxrockisalivexx 0

For those of you who will get all pissed at me for my "I feel sorry for you" comment, I was joking. This dude is the stupidest douche I have ever read about. If it's even true.

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dirtyhippie 0

I would also like to sign the petition that you sir are an arsehole. Putting it on your work calendar is so stupid that if your wife was to kill you you would surely win a Darwin Award. Of course your (hopefully soon to be ex) wife would be free to accept the trophy because YDI.

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amatayo 0

that's what you get you idiot! it's men like you that give men like me a bad name! I really hope she leaves you

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kiit23 0

This is why you discuss open relationships. Or, you know, stay content with the fact that your wife is still sleeping with you. However, if you're going to cheat, why post it anywhere? I think if I was all "lol I'm gonna date someone else" I'd probably disguise it as something else. Maybe a work related dinner. A casual dinner with an old friend. -anything- but a date. Even if it wasn't shown to everyone, I"m sure someone would find out and it would get around. Cheating, while I can understand the desire to do so, is bad enough.. and it is not something you keep evidence of. Especially on a company calendar. Where your wife also works. YDI for being a dumbass.

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