Love: Today, I realized that my girlfriend had never said anything...

By frootloops - 21/11/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I realized that my girlfriend had never said anything about the proposal ring I had put into a box of her Froot Loops. When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expired, so she threw out the box. FML

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By single - 27/03/2020 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2018 15:00

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML

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By newlysingle - 14/12/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML

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By very punny - 03/09/2014 03:18 - United States - Odenton

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2020 18:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 16:25 - Serbia - Beograd

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By Username - 08/02/2011 16:57 - United States

Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M&M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2014 18:50 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML

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By Noname - 05/03/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it she picked it up, put it down and said "no". Then she started to eat the dessert. FML

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By ryansmithho - 24/11/2010 19:06 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML

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Sighwonder 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 1:12

why would you put it in the cereal man?!

morgan_5230 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 1:11

Oh noooo! Maybe you shouldn't put it in Fruit Loops...? Or go dumpster diving, there may still be time! :D

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hypa_kitty 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 21:30

ydi.. ii bet she kept the ring and acted like it didnt exist :d

tisiphone_fml 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 1:48

This was probably not the wisest idea. I hope you did not spend too much.

RyanKaufman 7

Monday 28 December 2009 0:21

How romantic, dried corn with a white liquid. Gee I wonder what happened to...you know...just getting on one knee? People seem to have it in their mind that the Hollywood-style original proposal will work. When in actuallity, it doesn't. Proposing in a public place and being very open about it (Like at a restaurant and saying "Attention") puts bullshit pressure on the person who has to answer yes or no. Proposing in a non-traditional way always has the room for their to be both a no, and this to happen. Good luck.

mmmazingmary 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 0:43

That sucks! but you totally deserved it

nickperry21 4

Friday 7 May 2010 8:26

ydi for putting it in food

mister_moops 0

Friday 2 July 2010 22:23

you're a ******* moron. ydi you retarded pos.

Toriahh 21

Wednesday 20 October 2010 2:40

If anyone did that to me I would tell them no. Asking in person in better

smilles3800 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 7:20

I've never known dry cereal to expire, at least not without sitting for a very long time. my guess, it's her way of saying "no" and being able to keep the bling without you being any wiser. fyl