By Anonymous - 19/03/2010 10:05 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I realized that my new boyfriend only showers about once every ten days, and to get him to shower more often I have to bribe him with oral sex. FML
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Cokencsi 0

I hope you give him oral AFTER he bathes at least. gross.

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ewheeley 0

easy fix... dump him. he has a problem, and it's not like you're married. what do you even find attractive about a guy who never showers?

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kekelala3 0

you got a nice boyfriend on your hands there...

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EuropeanVisit 0

this just proves that guys will do anything 4 oral sex;) use it to your advantage and make him clean your room as well or something;)

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ckrebbs 0

why would you give him head if he hasn't taken a shower in like 9 days? your both nasty as hell.

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ckrebbs 0

I'm not a fan of panda **** but I'm a fan of monika!!!!!

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drewbell 0

get the **** out of that relationship.

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saviisneat 0

this debate is between snickersomething, people who hate snickersmothing even though they are on just as much, and people who like snickersomething because they want to be "FML popular". so whatever is being debated is irrelevant.

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sourgirl101 28

Oh you ruined it for me but I guess I already knew the answer. I'm not into that kind of stuff either. I am however a fan of snickerdoodles also. You rock girlie!

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sourgirl101 28

For Monikabug posted in wrong column

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Jimbo2000 0

That is a great idea, but why doesn't he shower everyday?

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hottie666 0

I'll take a shower if u give me oral babe nice and slow and wet I'll cum all over ur face!!!

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amiemariej 0

dump him, you can't keep doing this forever

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