By Anonymous - 19/03/2010 10:05 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I realized that my new boyfriend only showers about once every ten days, and to get him to shower more often I have to bribe him with oral sex. FML
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Cokencsi 0

I hope you give him oral AFTER he bathes at least. gross.

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ewheeley 0

easy fix... dump him. he has a problem, and it's not like you're married. what do you even find attractive about a guy who never showers?

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Dubstep_fml 1

I don't personally have anything against snickerdoodles. Her grammar nazi status pisses me off though. I'm all for internet douchebags using the correct form of there, their, and they're; I just don't think she has to be a prick about it.

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loriny24 0

fricken gross.... learn to shower daily or peace out.... ewwwwww I wouldn't even kiss him let Alone bribe him.. he lll noooo

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onnielief 4

You are definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed. Get rid of the boyfriend, or stopgiving him any, EVEN oral. Blond maybe?

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blitzen123 0

What's wrong with being blonde? : (

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MDNL 0

I agree, I hope u only do that after the shower...

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bezach 0

i agree it makes OP look like a hugggee ***** who uses sex whenever she wants

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trumpetGIRL12345 0

r u serious? DUMP THIS GUY he's DISGUSTING

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godfather31 0

59 I'm sorry I was not alive a million years ago I didn't realize that. perhaps I should use something more up to date like a hot pocket?

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