By Anonymous - 19/03/2010 10:05 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I realized that my new boyfriend only showers about once every ten days, and to get him to shower more often I have to bribe him with oral sex. FML
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Cokencsi 0

I hope you give him oral AFTER he bathes at least. gross.

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ewheeley 0

easy fix... dump him. he has a problem, and it's not like you're married. what do you even find attractive about a guy who never showers?

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TripleJumpMan 0

seriously, where the hell would make and or watch panda ****? that's fu(king weird and disgusting.

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MidgetMonster 0

psh I hear you snick. having an iPod/iPhone means you can look while you are out having a life. it takes two seconds. WTF? i'm outside with friends so I have no idea how it means you have no life. it must be that their lives suck, and that's how they come to the conclusion. 

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tamz412 0

I hope the oral only comes after the shower, lol

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spartano3 0

yay! snickerdoodles, I dislike you, but I like reading your comments because they make me laugh. which makes me dislike you less :)

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w00kye 0

snickers u are pathetic , enough said

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IMTHEGREATEST 0

first of all, is your boyfriend French? second, he's obviously playing you

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cabbitt 0

if it bothers you so much, get a boyfriend with better hygiene.

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okieraider71 4

Listen to MidgetMonster: She is right--no shower, no BJ.

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