By Anonymous - 19/03/2010 10:05 - United Kingdom

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Today, I realized that my new boyfriend only showers about once every ten days, and to get him to shower more often I have to bribe him with oral sex. FML
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Cokencsi 0

I hope you give him oral AFTER he bathes at least. gross.

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ewheeley 0

easy fix... dump him. he has a problem, and it's not like you're married. what do you even find attractive about a guy who never showers?

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darkmis1 17

Did you ever stop to think that he only gets a shower every 10 days because he knows you'll give him oral sex? He seriously probably only does that so you'll suck his dick. YDI.

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smartman136 8

snick plz d0 (_)5 4 f4/0|^ 4//d 570£ 831//9 4 9|^4//4|^ //4z1 0// c3rt41// £0575 4//d //155£3||1//9 eww.

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sayntdavid 0

says the guy on fml

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Snugglez 0

and your with him because?

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lindsaylikeomg 0

the sandwich thing got old a million years ago. stop trying to use it to make yourself look funny.

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sourgirl101 28

Apparently pandas are extremely horny creatures so he had tons of footage.

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Emrysa 1

You're doing it wrong. You're giving him incentive to not shower by rewarding him with head. You're like a mom who buys their kid a toy every time they have a fit to bribe them not to have a fit, they eventually learn that if they keep having fits, they'll be rewarded. Next time tell him, you're never getting oral again unless you take showers regularly. Stick with it. If he dumps you, then you're not going out with a two year old with a hygiene problem anymore.

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Domonator 16

Emrysa, you are completely correct. I want to add that the OP has probably avoided giving oral to any number of nice, polite, clean guys who would have really, really appreciated it, just so she could pleasure this hygenically impaired moron who has little respect for himself and less for the OP. The OP has no self-respect, at all.

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Colin466 0

YDI for continuing to date a disgusting man! you are just enableing him to continue his filthy lifestyle! grow some self esteem and find a new man... a clean one.

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jeydonwaleiscute 0

ydi for dating a guy like that

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Monikabug 9

I'm a fan. Just throwing it out there. :)

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