By Anonymous - 19/03/2010 10:05 - United Kingdom
Same thing different taste
Stuck in the middle with you
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Gross dude
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Who are these people ?
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Whatever works
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Did you ever stop to think that he only gets a shower every 10 days because he knows you'll give him oral sex? He seriously probably only does that so you'll suck his dick. YDI.
snick plz d0 (_)5 4 f4/0|^ 4//d 570£ 831//9 4 9|^4//4|^ //4z1 0// c3rt41// £0575 4//d //155£3||1//9 eww.
the sandwich thing got old a million years ago. stop trying to use it to make yourself look funny.
You're doing it wrong. You're giving him incentive to not shower by rewarding him with head. You're like a mom who buys their kid a toy every time they have a fit to bribe them not to have a fit, they eventually learn that if they keep having fits, they'll be rewarded. Next time tell him, you're never getting oral again unless you take showers regularly. Stick with it. If he dumps you, then you're not going out with a two year old with a hygiene problem anymore.
Emrysa, you are completely correct. I want to add that the OP has probably avoided giving oral to any number of nice, polite, clean guys who would have really, really appreciated it, just so she could pleasure this hygenically impaired moron who has little respect for himself and less for the OP. The OP has no self-respect, at all.
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I hope you give him oral AFTER he bathes at least. gross.
easy fix... dump him. he has a problem, and it's not like you're married. what do you even find attractive about a guy who never showers?