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By Anonymous - 19/03/2010 10:05 - United Kingdom

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Today, I realized that my new boyfriend only showers about once every ten days, and to get him to shower more often I have to bribe him with oral sex. FML
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Cokencsi 0

I hope you give him oral AFTER he bathes at least. gross.

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ewheeley 0

easy fix... dump him. he has a problem, and it's not like you're married. what do you even find attractive about a guy who never showers?

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Brenda_a5 0

Hope you give him oral sex AFTER he showers!

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godfather31 0

^^ this does not solve my sandwich problem I'm hungry and need it now.

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faxe 0

#34, you have a Japanese friend into panda ****. WTF?

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956TXking 0

everyone hates snickerdoodles.... there should be a kick or boot button

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cubanchick 0

why would you even put your mouth anywhere on his body if you knows it's dirty.

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wow_badfml 0

quickwit... are you really a panda bear?? pfft didn't think so. op soz.. fyl

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feverinurbeaver 0

either your stupid or fugly for being with him, you deserve to suck dirty dick

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babyteef 0

Why is this an FML? Certainly you don't deserve that, but if him showering is a problem, think about the kinds of future problems you will have. YDI for dating him still. it obviously doesnt bother you that much if you won't dump him.

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teacher411 0

Snickers, aren't you like 13??? You shouldn't know about sex and oral sex yet...just saying.

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