By Anonymous - 19/03/2010 10:05 - United Kingdom

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Today, I realized that my new boyfriend only showers about once every ten days, and to get him to shower more often I have to bribe him with oral sex. FML
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Cokencsi 0

I hope you give him oral AFTER he bathes at least. gross.

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ewheeley 0

easy fix... dump him. he has a problem, and it's not like you're married. what do you even find attractive about a guy who never showers?

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farsidee 0

I beg to differ quilwit.

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godfather31 0

first you state that your not on here all the time, then you make the comment saying "you must be on here all the time too." which gives people the idea you are on this all the time. Please make up your mind and while you are at it make me a sandwich.

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ibrett93 0

Mmmmmm.. nothing like some good ole' 9 day old nut-cheese! yuuummmmmmmmmm-E!! "Pukes on your mother's face for giving birth to you. "

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godfather31 0

and I would rather have no picture at all then have a picture of a panda. *********** isn't my thing.

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skyeyez9 24

YDI for picking a filthy slob to be your bf.

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sourgirl101 28

At 18Quik everytime I see your picture it reminds me of my Japanese friend that was into panda ****. Weirdo but fun to hang around with.

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KurouTenshi 0

axe shower gel, how dirty boys get clean.

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956TXking 0

commercial pickup lines ftw

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Sirin_fml 46

Well this is a truly enlightening debate.

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feverinurbeaver 0

snicks if I ever see you I'm gonna cut your throat. don't reply to this you lesbian

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