By Anonymous - 19/03/2010 10:05 - United Kingdom

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Today, I realized that my new boyfriend only showers about once every ten days, and to get him to shower more often I have to bribe him with oral sex. FML
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Cokencsi 0

I hope you give him oral AFTER he bathes at least. gross.

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ewheeley 0

easy fix... dump him. he has a problem, and it's not like you're married. what do you even find attractive about a guy who never showers?

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KurouTenshi 0

that's easily solved with a Johnson and Johnson wet wipe :D but then you could always get a flavoured condom :o whatever works, really.

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quikwit1212 0

Snicks, you are awesome, and I can't stand these pictureless losers who think that it is cool to call you a bitch or a loser. Just remember Snicks, you have more fans than haters!

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bleuroze 4

my boyfriend used to be like that til he realized I didn't sleep with him more than 36 hours after his most recent shower

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ewheeley 0

easy fix... dump him. he has a problem, and it's not like you're married. what do you even find attractive about a guy who never showers?

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omgwtffmmfl 0

There seriously needs to be a IDC button for the thousands of "BF is a Douchebag" FMLs.

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Melaniee_fml 0

I agree. they should just dump him and move on. not whine about it on here

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Tranceluvr69 0

snickers don't lie. you live on this site

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trebla3193 0

why don't you just get on your knees and suck her dick?

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perdix 29

Does he do the shower first, or do you have to suck on 9 days' worth of ball sweat, pee, dried semen and smegma to get him in there?

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