Love: Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said, "I'll love you...

By Crumpet - 25/06/2010 07:08 - Canada

Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said, "I'll love you forever" what he really meant was, "I'll love you until I meet your significantly more attractive sister." FML

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By Username - 11/01/2011 09:45

Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2014 18:39 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML

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By lonely - 15/04/2013 03:45 - United States

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML

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By imwrong - 10/02/2009 11:59 - Philippines

Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML

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Mix up

By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 10:31 - Iran, Islamic Republic of - Pishgaman

Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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By notakeeper - 03/01/2014 03:50 - United States - Orlando

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML

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By xyz - 09/02/2009 18:24 - Ireland

Today, I told the man I'm sleeping with I thought my sister was prettier than me. His response: "not significantly." FML

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You deserved it 30 753

Inferiority complex

By jonatthon - 30/10/2022 17:00 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, my girlfriend met my brother who, despite being 10 years older, is taller, smarter, slimmer, richer, more handsome, and just objectively better in every way. He always has been. An hour ago, she broke up with me. Meeting my brother convinced her she'd settled for me and could do better with almost anyone else. FML

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You deserved it 164

By twelvie - 23/03/2015 14:24 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML

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You deserved it 2 911

nmillamane 0

Friday 25 June 2010 16:22

sucks. find his brother haha.

tencentsakiss 19

Friday 25 June 2010 16:18

wow. just wow. I'm glad I don't have a sister.

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GiRIsMakingCupca 0

Friday 25 June 2010 17:54

tht sux!:(

jace17 5

Friday 25 June 2010 17:58

this is off topic, but how do you upload a picture?

nerdsgetmehot 22

Friday 25 June 2010 18:18

#107 Click on "Edit", which is right next to "My profile." Click "Browse" to find a picture on your computer, then "Edit my profile."

HuniieB 0

Friday 25 June 2010 18:09

Ouch! Thats got to hurt!

thatsrugged 2

Friday 25 June 2010 18:21

YDI for letting yourself go. Oh and its your parents fault too for wasting all the good **** on your sister!!

yoitssabrina 0

Friday 25 June 2010 18:46

break up with the pig! if your sister showed any interest in him knowing the way you felt about him...then fyl,cause thats just cruel.

selenagirl_fml 0

Friday 25 June 2010 18:52

haha but does your sis like him too?? wow your boyfriend was mean...

selenagirl_fml 0

Friday 25 June 2010 18:56

besides he wasn't worth it... he's one of those men who go fast lol

skyeyez9 24

Friday 25 June 2010 18:59

Kids are exhausting to care for but its rewarding! You see yours and your husband's physical traits in them. When they get older, Seeing the look on their faces Christmas morning, taking them fishing, teaching them how to ride their bike. You kinda get to relive your childhood thru them and remember what those things were like for you at that age.

aliibaibii 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 0:34

Uhhm. Wrong FML, I presume??

thatsrugged 2

Friday 25 June 2010 19:00

its obvious with all the posts from girls for this FML that they are not understanding the hilarity of OP's situation! i will give her a 12 3 approach to getting revenge- 1) Lose weight (( Guys will go for the skinnier girl always)) 2) Sleep with your i assume ex-bf's best friend 3) punch your sister in the ******! And that my dear OP is how you get revenge