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By FML - 05/01/2012 15:56 - United States

Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML

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By fuji - 16/10/2018 17:30

Today, I was pulled over and given a ticket for a broken tail light. On the way to the mechanic. To get my tail light fixed. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 04:06 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML

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By ticket - 06/10/2009 15:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a ticket for having my brights on. The street was pitch black and it was 1:30 in the morning. FML

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By llostinreality - 30/09/2018 07:00 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, the blinker on my car was broken so I decided to play it safe and drive a different car to work. I guess it wouldn’t have mattered which car I drove, as the cop nicely told me one of the headlights was out when he pulled me over. FML

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By nozVail - 20/11/2015 23:52 - United States

Today, I drove to my cousin's house so he could help me fix my broken tail light. On the way there, I got pulled over for having a broken tail light. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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By halfmypaycheckgone - 05/02/2013 18:59 - United States - Monroe

Today, a state trooper ticketed me after learning I was ticketed for the same offense an hour earlier, namely driving with a broken headlight. The good news is that both tickets will be dismissed if I go to court. The bad news is that I'd have to go to different courthouses at the same time of day. FML

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By drewig - 10/05/2010 05:28 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML

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By Savy - 13/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Mesa

Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML

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By annoyed - 10/02/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

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mwrc8man94 1

Thursday 5 January 2012 18:49

And cops also go 80 down the road at night without their sirens on. Cops do dangerous and illegal things all the time on the road and since they enforce the laws, no one can stop them. I feel your pain OP

cyK0tek 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 18:49

I AM ABOVE THE LAAWW!! **re-gels hair**

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gamblesoamc 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 21:37

I was a cop. Fight it and you'll win.

sikmunkee 9

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:19

irony

triggerit 5

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:20

OP...What you are talking about? Cop is wrong that's why I am right?

Eiregal2 10

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:49

Ah the police! Here they are called Garda, affectionately known to some as the shades and they drive big vans we call paddy wagons. Well one day I was at this fried chicken place ( not kfc) and all of a sudden this screeching sound is heard. I'm at the window seat so I can see a Garda car zoom down a pedestrian lane. Park outside the chicken joint and stroll on in. Was there a crime? Nope it was snackbox time!! I was amazed! The cheeky buggers

joeystar95 4

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:18

YDI for having a broken headlight though...

DesiGhost 4

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:58

You stupid tard. If you could read, you'd know that the COP CAR had the broken headlight, you dumb, ignorant shit pile.

aikman_wesc 2

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:22

Dispute it, it'll take at least 6 months to go to court and when it does the cop probs won't show up anyway so you won't have to pay it, done it 6 times;)

USbrit18 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:52

Hey but his light was out, and it up to the station to replace them! You just didn't turn a bloody switch! And two dead lights are far more dangerous than one!!!!

megotswag 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:56

As soon as he writes you the ticket, give it back to the cop and point to their headlight.

BellaMarta 19

Friday 6 January 2012 0:08

My dad got pulled over once for not using his turn signal. Even though no one was anywhere near where we were, therefore no one to signal to. The cop that pulled him over didn't even have his headlights on until he pulled my dad over.