By saywhat - 09/04/2013 11:05 - United States - Yakima

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Today, I refused to go down on my boyfriend of 9 months. He then shoved me off the couch and, half crying, yelled that I was the third girl this week to turn him down. After sobbing for a bit, he looked me in the eyes and said, "I need you to do this so I can prove my manhood." FML
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chanellgymnast 17

Sounds like he doesn't even have a manhood to begin with.

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Hizodge 4

Third girl that week to deny him a BJ? I think there is something he isn't telling you.

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kimg0885 23

Tell him no; he will stay a child forever!

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NurseJonathan 9

He'll go shopping at Toys'R'Us. "I don't wanna grow up!"

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JustKittyKat 24

A true man treats his partner with respect, does not pressure her whatsoever, and does not value himself on whether he gets any or not. You deserve a real man, not a cheating little bitch.

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ChenEighty 20

Wait, if he's your boyfriend, why would you be the third girl to deny him sex?!

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unknown_user5566 26

Because not only is he OP's boyfriend, he's a cheating/lying asshole as well. Super combination. OP, I hope you realize you deserve more respect than that. Everyone does.

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ChenEighty 20

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truesarrif 33

actually he isn't a lying asshole. He was totally upfront about trying to cheat haha

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unknown_user5566 26

102- He didn't tell her before he attempted to cheat, right? No? So he's still a lying asshole, haha.

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rg350dx 29

I think the three strikes you're out rule should apply here.

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cieloalicia 16

Strike 1: acted immature and disrespectful after being denied ********. Strike 2: admitted to attempted cheating. Strike 3: demanded ******** anyway. ByeBye!!!

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s0m3guy2010 21

The good news is that you won't have to worry about him cheating on you if everyone turns him down.

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unknown_user5566 26

I guess there always is a silver lining if you look hard enough, haha.

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The_Thinker 18

Suggest to him that he just might be able to prove his manhood by being faithful. (Whoa, what a concept!)

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Hawaii84 16

I hope you kicked him the in balls so he could "feel" his manhood

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perdix 29

Sounds like a weiner! Please let me know that crying for a ******** didn't work -- I would have used that tactic for decades!

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xkncas 8

What's so bad about sucking a dick? Just do it...that way, especially, he stops trying to go and get other girls to do it when you won't... Jesus...it's just a dick...

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ashleyek 7

She's not obligated to give her boyfriend a BJ. I don't get why you're blaming the OP for her boyfriend cheating on her.

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cieloalicia 16

Because sometimes you just don't want to... And any MAN would understand and be respectful.

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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14

A woman shouldn't have to suck her boyfriends dick so he won't cheat on her. That is absolutely ridiculous.

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docscientist 9

I'm surprised this comment isn't already below -100.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

#30 Go f#@k off. Seriously, you put a bad label on good men out there. GROW UP.

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Not_Impressed13 9

#30. I bet OP's hopefully soon to be ex would love to meet you!

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UsernameHere234 13

#109, then OPs bf could say he got turned down by 3 girls until he finally got a bj by a guy... if that doesn't prove his manliness then I don't know wh-... wait. no it doesnt.

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samimcCune 15

that should in no way, be the reason you're choosing to suck a ****. if you enjoy it, go for it, but just to keep some trash around, is pathetic. it's something you two should enjoy as a couple, not something you can't stand doing but only do because you think it's the only control you have. if they want something else, your deep throating doesn't stop them like you think it does, that's just naive. your dick sucking skills may keep them around in the short term but, not long term, no matter how many times they bust down your throat, it's still the same throat and if they want a different one then giving them the same thing is pretty obviously not going to keep them around. and if you were a WOMEN, with a MAN, you'd know that, not a girl, sucking off boys.

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MzZombicidal 36

The fact that he resorted to trying to cheat on you and then ended up crying from denial just shows that he has no manhood.

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