Miscellaneous: Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her...

By asshole - 02/10/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 184

You deserved it 12 445

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By SupaSu - 02/04/2009 05:35 - Canada

Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 767

You deserved it 7 936

By thisrllysucks - 05/09/2009 14:16 - United States

Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 705

You deserved it 10 657

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2023 01:00 - Brazil - Sao Jose do Rio Preto

Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 573

You deserved it 322

By nonfreehugs - 04/10/2012 05:09 - United States - Seattle

Today, a classmate came up to me, quickly shoved a dollar bill down my shirt, threw her arms around me and told me to pretend I was her boyfriend to avoid some other guy. Sad thing is, this is the first girl I've hugged in ages. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 713

You deserved it 2 529

By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML

I agree, your life sucks 115 315

You deserved it 11 639

You IDIOT

By A.L.Woody - 11/08/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 794

You deserved it 113 097

By AdriBAMF - 17/10/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 321

You deserved it 7 767

By antwo - 22/01/2012 04:50 - United States

Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 193

You deserved it 6 387

By caitiexob - 20/02/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 303

You deserved it 2 629

Unforgettable

By bex - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 024

You deserved it 2 302

expen_dable 0

Friday 2 October 2009 15:36

so its wrong to think a girl is unattractive? so do you say "yes" to every guy who asks you out, and you wouldn't dare call a guy ugly or unattractive? I hate this double standard where whiny fat girls say "ALL WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL HOW DARE YOU NOT SAY YES!!" but have no problem gossiping about the ugly guy that just tried to ask your friend out. sorry but this isn't a perfect world of flowers and butterflies and unicorns where every girl is a princess.

amanbaby 0

Friday 2 October 2009 12:30

that sucks...she couldve just said no, without doing that.

Comments

Kuramasan_fml 12

Monday 5 October 2009 10:52

Maybe you're being given an opportunity to redeem your tainted soul.

Powahouse 0

Monday 5 October 2009 17:43

Now all you have to do is tell her that the note wasn't meant for her and then she can post a corresponding FML to this one. Awesome.

Fungulio 0

Monday 5 October 2009 21:57

Wait wait wait wait. You pass a note to the girl on your RIGHT, and than she passes it to the hideous girl on her LEFT? Isn't that hideous girl you, then?

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:06

wow. are only morons on FML?

XxladyreaperxX 0

Monday 5 October 2009 23:33

honestly, #109 ur an asshole, just because u think asking her out without a note makes YOU a man, lets see you in the same situation, nervous about asking out someone you like, and see if u walk right up to her and ask her out somehow i highly doubt you would ^.^ , plus why the hell does having balls and being a man so important? so according to you if a guy isnt tough and brave all the time hes a pussy? well news, flash, not only is that totally untrue, ur a jackass! :3

slag_ 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 6:38

maybe she will look pretty at homecoming when she uses tons of makeup =]

rangerx 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 22:36

And that's why schools teach you to address your letters. YDI for not paying attention in English class.

lonelyanonymous 0

Friday 9 October 2009 21:15

Listen, just because you think this girl is ugly doesn't mean you can't go with her. Seriously, did you even stop to think how much this must mean to her? How would you feel if you were the one nobody asked, then someone asked you? And #173, your an asshole to make fun of her.

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:08

I bet you went out with the ugly, nerdy guy in class. Oh, you did not and just talked out of your ass? I see...

italianprincess8 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 0:56

From the way this was worded, it sounds like the girl he likes purposely passed it to the other girl just to screw him over cuz she knew the "hideous" girl would say yes....Am I the only one who interpreted it like this?