By 6u174r_d00d - 10/08/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML
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RatRodInk 0

Everyone knows you gotta pop your collar if your a pimp

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Inspired22 11

Don't give up. The worthwhile girls don't go for the popped-collar type anyway.

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Niikke 2

You should be thankful that your not her type if she has any interest in the v neck collar douche..

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ogplusog 4

As a nice guy, I feel I've learned from these comments. I was actually already aware that my 'niceness' often really translates to manipulativeness. What I don't know is - eHow do I get swag? additional information: my body is already rockin'

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dudeitsdanny 9

Pro-tip: Don't use the word swag. That will automatically make you look like a douchebag to a good amount of girls, and a guy who tries too hard to another good amount.

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justanotherbird 19

Just be firm AND nice. Don't let girls walk all over you. You'll probably go through several people before you find one who isn't manipulative, just like most in dating. Guys say that girls only date jerks, but it;s the same way with guys. It seems that nice guys only go for the equivalent "girl jerks". So yeah, go for the nice girls over the jerks.

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JesterMarcus 0

Ok you lucked out dude, she sounds like douche for going for douches, quit whining. Second, stop going to coffee shops, they are for douches. My evidence? 2 outta the 3 people mentioned in this coffee shop were douches. Case closed.

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LuhDemDinosaurz 6

I thought ur way would work since you asked THE her for her number.

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kipfischer 11

Ever think she chose the douche over you cuz ur just that ugly

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Friaza 29

You sound like an 8 year old girl, not a 35 year old man.

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kipfischer 11

I would expect that from someone as visually challenged as you are

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buttercupp2137 0

Well, good thing you know now she's a duchebag chaser.

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Wicked361 8

it was probably a Pizza Hut # so dnt worry!:)

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debatingalways 0

Well...what was the pick up line?

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duckman9 55

That's easy: “The doctor said my mono has finally cleared up. Want to make out?”.. typical douche pick up line...

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bob710 5

girls go for the looks on the first impression especially if it's a stranger she doesnt know. the first time you meet a girl 90% of the time they judge you based on your looks. especially if your a stranger. maybe it could've of been shrek vs prince charming (example) you just have to find that Fiona who'll love you the person you really are

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