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By 6u174r_d00d - 10/08/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 10:55 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty, and asked for her number. She replied, "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML

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By Eh.. - 05/12/2018 04:00 - Israel

Today, I learned that just because the cute barista at the train station smiles, waves at me each time I arrive, and develops small talk, probably means she's trying to sell me pastries. The smile she had when I asked for her number, and the way she said, "Nah" still haunts me. FML

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Nice try

By fyourlife - 21/10/2009 19:53 - United States

Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said, "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?" I said, "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?" She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML

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By Scoudrel - 26/02/2021 17:01

Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML

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By theuglyfriend - 17/07/2012 06:09 - United States - Riverbank

Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML

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By Erick - 11/05/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML

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By joybirdnot_13 - 08/07/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 mins. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2013 11:26 - United States

Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML

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By anthony - 25/11/2015 12:32 - Luxembourg

Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, I felt fairly depressed about being single for the holidays during work. This cute girl came to my register asking about our sales ad. After telling her we had no copies, she asked for my number. I shouted: "Finally, someone wants to go out with me." She wanted the store's number to call. FML

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RatRodInk 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 8:53

Everyone knows you gotta pop your collar if your a pimp

Inspired22 11

Thursday 11 August 2011 8:55

Don't give up. The worthwhile girls don't go for the popped-collar type anyway.

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JaykeXD 9

Thursday 11 August 2011 17:05

show up in a blacked out Bentley lol it'll impress her for only like 380 grand

BusterHymen 2

Thursday 11 August 2011 17:12

She needed a good douche to clean her out on the inside.

UniqueCliche 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 17:13

Getting asked out while you're at work is the worst feeling in the world when you're a chick so I feel like you totally had this coming. The girl is on the clock and works in customer service; you asking her out puts her in a tough spot because she has to be nice to you whether she's attracted to you or not. You already ****** it up with her so don't try again. This time hit on a girl who isn't on the job.

EvilDave 13

Thursday 11 August 2011 18:14

There are two problems with your statement. A) He stated he was brutally rejected, which means she was not nice to him. B) She was asked for her number by another guy, who was apparently a douche, and she gave her number and gave him a free drink. She obviously didn't mind being asked for her number as long as she was attracted to the guy and she was obviously rude to any guy she didn't think was up to her standards. OP: The woman is obviously a shallow bitch who likes douches. She will probably get all the drama of being cheated on and hit that she deserves.

imac619 2

Thursday 11 August 2011 21:29

Brutal means she said no thank you,you're not my type with someone behind him in line.

BighornB 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 17:31

You dont want her if she's a sucker for those dweebs wearing popped collars.

Sinsation 7

Thursday 11 August 2011 17:31

Popped collars are cheesy. Cheesy pickup lines are cute. I'm not surprised she gave him her number. And what exactly makes the other guy a d-bag?

creedaddict 9

Thursday 11 August 2011 17:46

Maybe ur not het type

meganseesstars 9

Thursday 11 August 2011 17:51

if this guy was ugly hed probably be less likely to up and ask for her number. ugly guys dont necessarily have the confidence to walk up to a girl and do that. hes probably average looking, maybe with an unattarctive personality. the other guy was probably better looking and more charismatic.

skyeyez9 24

Thursday 11 August 2011 17:51

I saw a dork with the popped collar and justin bieber haircut at the mall about 4 mos ago. He was walking with his head cocked to the side, so his hair he combed forward into his face stays there. And only one eye was showing thru his hair.