Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a photo on my mother-in-law's Facebook, proudly...

By time to lawyer up - 20/02/2014 21:20 - United States - Forney

Today, I saw a photo on my mother-in-law's Facebook, proudly showing off the horrible job she'd done of painting her car. I sarcastically commented that I wouldn't inflict that on my worst enemy's ride. An hour later, she came by and emptied a bucket of paint over my windshield. FML

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By Llaurin - 24/01/2011 14:43 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband has been painting our house all weekend and plans to finish the job after work today. I decided to surprise him by completing the job myself. Painting the last window frame, I dropped the open tin of white paint, right onto our car roof. FML

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Wild thing

By ChrisBak - 24/11/2021 14:02

Today, my wife keyed my car and spilled wine on the seats because she saw I commented on a female friend’s picture on Facebook. I told her how repairs are gonna be expensive, and she responded, “You should have thought about that before complimenting other bitches on Facebook!” FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Cypress

Today, my mother-in-law threw bricks at my car. Her defense? I shouldn't have parked in her brick throwing spot, in my own driveway. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 11:43 - United States - Quakertown

Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML

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Throw the bill at the kid. Do it.

By Deadmeat - 12/09/2017 04:29

Today, I was really excited that I'd made it the two weeks I'd borrowed my mother-in-law's new car without putting a scratch on it. I got off work to discover a customer's child throwing rocks in the parking lot. They cracked the windshield. FML

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Hassle free

By Lana - 26/04/2022 22:00

Today, every time I think of having any children, I remember that an idiotic neighbor let her kids paint all over my car with permanent marker, so I eventually forget about it. FML

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Break ups are tough

By ... - 10/02/2010 09:08 - United States

Today, my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This included Nazi symbols, "white power", and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominantly black neighborhood. FML

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By fuuu. - 19/03/2012 12:39 - Hong Kong

Today, while painting a wall, I handed a bucket of paint up to my friend who was standing on the top rung of a ladder. She said she felt dizzy, and came crashing down on me, along with the paint on my head. FML

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By bagadigi - 27/10/2016 14:18 - Canada - Nepean

Today, I was sitting in my old rusty truck in an empty parking lot, when some old lady parks beside me and opens her door, hitting my truck. Having a used up truck, I didn't mind. But you could tell that it made her mad, when she came back with the manager demanding that I pay for her paint job. FML

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This is going to be my fault, isn't it?

By jpaylay - 07/06/2022 04:00

Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML

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askullnamedbilly 33

Friday 21 February 2014 0:37

Well, what the hell did you expect? A thank you card and flowers?

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Friday 21 February 2014 0:39

next time keep your comments to yourself

Comments

ThatInvisibleBoy 7

Friday 21 February 2014 1:06

You should've known that was coming.

isuckwithnames 22

Friday 21 February 2014 15:46

Why? I make sarcastic, and dickish, comments just about daily and I just get called a dick and that's it. Nobody vandalizes my stuff.

Hutch1965 6

Friday 21 February 2014 1:07

I call that vandalism. People get arrested for that shit.

drumguy218 11

Friday 21 February 2014 1:15

In laws are always evil...

Jenn50 19

Friday 21 February 2014 3:51

Actually, mine are sweet, kind-hearted people, who, while not perfect, honestly do their best to get along and keep peace.

Pinkfun69 4

Friday 21 February 2014 1:18

I was married for 20 years of my life and that was just a mental ill thing for your MIL to do and should be reported to the police. God know what else she will TRY to get away with. As for Facebook insult, ya kind if walked into being a child and I guess ya got spanked;-)

isuckwithnames 22

Friday 21 February 2014 15:48

I wouldn't say op was being a child but it was stupid. Hopefully next time the op uses sarcasm over the Internet, he'll mention the sarcasm.

Jaxxi 9

Friday 21 February 2014 1:23

Some comments are better left unsaid. :P

Walshey93 10

Friday 21 February 2014 1:24

Technically that's not sarcasm...

isuckwithnames 22

Friday 21 February 2014 15:49

Not true.

Walshey93 10

Friday 21 February 2014 20:47

Yes true

Squygm 7

Friday 21 February 2014 1:25

Absolutely nothing the OP said should have warranted that kind of ridiculous and childish behavior. What else has she done to other people who've insulted her I wonder?