By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 18:03 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML
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ShakeDisPlace 10

You deserve better OP, just remember not to date over the internet though. that's how you get "catfished"

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gloooooria 14

Were you catfished?

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LindsayxMoore 18

Actually i met my fiance online while i was in my senior year in fl and he was living in tx. We have been together 3 years next month and our wedding is on october 19. So dating people online isnt always bad. Dont be so quick to assume.

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AngrySailor 17

Given my line of work, I've used Internet dating sites just to meet new friends to hang out with. I have friends all over north America thanks to it. Most turned out to be coffee friends, one was a keeper. Don't be so quick to judge, you just can't be an idiot about it.

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AmyPond17 33

@40 Congrats, good luck, and I wish you a long and happy marriage. :)

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FlyingLeumer 19

Well, look on the bright side! Maybe she gave it to herself in the shower! Or not. Yeah, I'm gonna go with the latter.

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jessBeAqueen 13

yeah I always end up with these mysterious rashes on my neck too. see what had happened was .....an allergic reaction? ;)

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mattorama 15

A hickey? Is your girlfriend twelve years old?

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gloooooria 14

Is it common for a 12 year old to have a hickey? I was still playing in the dirt when I was 12.

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tropical_chic 4

I don't think his girlfriend was 12!!!!

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Kauphy 12

Since when are hickies something children give to each other?

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skyttlz 32

I've had them at ages 18 and 19. They're not just for young teens.

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ThorneCrossed 9

I literally cannot come up with a witty comment. I am so ashamed :/

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Kauphy 12

Then don't post anything at all, simple as that.

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ThorneCrossed 9

Oh thanks. I hadn't though of that. I'll go home and rethink my life.

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whitney_hager_7 3

Ignore them -_- they are just people who get amusement from being ass wipes to others.

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KiddoKS 19

You all are being ridiculous. It's not a hickey, a vacuum or a curling iron. She just got a tattoo in the shape of a hickey!

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ScaryGamer 6

Maybe her car broke down and she burned it on the muffler while taking a look?

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lina_bean 5

Stupidest thing ever said

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vballgirly28 16

Maybe the vacuum was just more then her friend......but I'd dump her butt.

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SleepWalken 5

Wtf I had a watch up my ass for two years but your pics crazy

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Timber147 9

Guess she's not your girlfriend anymore...

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