Miscellaneous: Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She...

By j0hn - 23/02/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML

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By Vegetarian - 14/03/2010 10:21 - Finland

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By Jlhfan90 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2015 10:27 - Australia - Doncaster

Today, my vegetarian girlfriend put some ghost pepper hot sauce on my steak to teach me a "lesson" about eating meat. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2012 14:52 - United States - Medway

Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML

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By steve-o - 14/02/2019 15:46 - United States

Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML

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By saywhat - 26/11/2010 03:28 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML

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By not even getting any of her shrimp - 11/02/2014 21:50 - United States - Draper

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a vegetarian-friendly restaurant. She ordered shrimp fettuccine, and I asked why. She slowly explained to me that vegetarians can eat shrimp, then muttered that she now knows who has the brains in our relationship. FML

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By tardspawn - 05/04/2015 15:38 - United Kingdom - Horsham

Today, my morbidly obese mother gave me an angry lecture at dinner, saying without any trace of irony that my vegetarian diet is "unhealthy and utterly unacceptable". FML

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curious_missy 1

Monday 23 February 2009 8:32

or at least you thought you were a vegetarian...I mean you gotta admit your mom's food has been pretty great throughout these 8 years! lol

N_aero 0

Monday 23 February 2009 13:02

I'm no vegetarian, probably never will be, but I do respect everybody who is one. If they do not eat meat, that's their choice. More meat for me. They'll have to accept that I do eat meat. Maybe even right next to them. It sucks your mom is being so cruel to you. The least she could do is tell you so you can choose to eat it or make your own dinner.

Comments

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 4 March 2009 15:27

Good! Deadpool would do the same thing. Get some meat down ya! You know you want it!!!

were_giraffe 2

Wednesday 4 March 2009 19:16

that's just rude. she is a very bad hostess if she thinks that kind of behavior is acceptable. I'm a total meat eater myself but... I believe that proper manners dictates you accommodate everyone you invite to your table... inviting someone to eat and then pulling that crap is horrible. someday it'll bite her in the ass too. someday she'll probably invite someone over and say "oh well I think he should eat nuts anyway!" and slip them into the food... only to find out his "dislike" of nuts was actually an allergy. don't **** with people's food :(

kotikoti 0

Friday 6 March 2009 13:38

sooo disrespectful. you should cook for yourself though.

_singer_ 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 21:55

I am totally a closeted vegetarian...I cook everything for myself, even tho I live at home.

amaury_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 7:58

You thought you were a vegetarian.

Komarii 0

Friday 13 March 2009 2:05

Your mom definitely knows what's best for you. Like a lot of the people are saying, vegetarian food can taste good, but the nutritional value when compared to an omnivorous diet just does not compare. There are vitamins and proteins your body needs that are only found in meat. Be happy that she's looking out for your well-being.

jahwn 12

Monday 20 July 2009 16:21

NO, recent studies have proven a good vegetarian diet full of beans, nuts and veggies is full of protean and vitamins, there is more calcium in broccoli than milk.

DanielleCannibal 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 2:41

what a ******* ****. luckily, my mom doesn't cook. vegetarianism ftw

DanielleCannibal 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 2:48

idiots! meat isn't the only food that has protein. christ what do you think beans and eggs are? also peanuts and other nuts. not to mention the meat substitutes, soybeans, and even cheese. being a vegetarian/vegan is actually way healthier than being an omnivore, with all the fat in meat, especially red meat.

xNephilim 18

Sunday 5 September 2010 19:22

Peanuts aren't nuts. Just saying.

JIMSY 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 20:19

your a vegetarian that makes you essentially non-human you therefore have no right to complain

zook43 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 22:08

For those of you who think its entertaining... imagine if someone were slipping bits of human flesh into your spaghetti. Not so entertaining is it? It feels the same to vegetarians.