Miscellaneous: Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She...

By j0hn - 23/02/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Vegetarian - 14/03/2010 10:21 - Finland

Today, I found out that the so-called vegetarian soy sauce my mom has made for me several times has minced meat in it. FML

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By NoMeatFail - 27/02/2011 00:59 - Canada

Today, I was eating Campbell's vegetable soup. Halfway through, I started to read the ingredients and found beef broth. I have been a vegetarian for seven years. FML

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By secret meat - 21/06/2014 02:04 - United States - Framingham

Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML

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Pay no mind

By Jlhfan90 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I've been a vegan for a year. It's also the day that I met my dad's new best friend, who happens to be a retired butcher. They tried to pull an intervention on me for not "being sensible" by eating meat. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2015 10:27 - Australia - Doncaster

Today, my vegetarian girlfriend put some ghost pepper hot sauce on my steak to teach me a "lesson" about eating meat. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2012 14:52 - United States - Medway

Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML

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By steve-o - 14/02/2019 15:46 - United States

Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML

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Disloyal!

By saywhat - 26/11/2010 03:28 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML

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By not even getting any of her shrimp - 11/02/2014 21:50 - United States - Draper

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a vegetarian-friendly restaurant. She ordered shrimp fettuccine, and I asked why. She slowly explained to me that vegetarians can eat shrimp, then muttered that she now knows who has the brains in our relationship. FML

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By tardspawn - 05/04/2015 15:38 - United Kingdom - Horsham

Today, my morbidly obese mother gave me an angry lecture at dinner, saying without any trace of irony that my vegetarian diet is "unhealthy and utterly unacceptable". FML

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curious_missy 1

Monday 23 February 2009 8:32

or at least you thought you were a vegetarian...I mean you gotta admit your mom's food has been pretty great throughout these 8 years! lol

N_aero 0

Monday 23 February 2009 13:02

I'm no vegetarian, probably never will be, but I do respect everybody who is one. If they do not eat meat, that's their choice. More meat for me. They'll have to accept that I do eat meat. Maybe even right next to them. It sucks your mom is being so cruel to you. The least she could do is tell you so you can choose to eat it or make your own dinner.

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CherryBomb17 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 21:07

your fault for being a veggie-hugging tofu humper

stfuchivonne 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 23:12

shouldn't it be more like "I thought I've been a vegetarian for 8 years"?

Jokermon 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:35

Thank God me n #112 agree, #2 ow can u say such?

Calicobeard 0

Monday 23 March 2009 22:58

hitler was a vegetarian.

badopie9er 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 10:13

I'm with #33 but you should also try salmon...the other pink meat.

Roobydo 0

Monday 30 March 2009 1:18

"i've been a vegetarian for 8 years" haha, no you haven't!

jhowser 0

Monday 30 March 2009 15:00

damn you mum sounds like a straight up biiatch :/ my mother would never do that! she accepts that it's my own personal choice. what the **** at the people who say vegetarianism in unhealthy, go have a heart attack from all the saturated fat and cholesterol that's in meat.

smorgasm 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 4:35

thats ******* disgusting. and everyone thats saying that vegetarianism is unhealthy. im a vegetarian. im 6'1 bench 220 and curl 75 in each arm, im also only 17, that change occured after i became a vegetarian. now shut the **** up. his mom disrespecting his choice is bullshit. and im sorry for that. im pretty sure he cant taste it like that if shes been doing it the whole time he was a vegetarian.