By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 23:09

Today, I saw that my ex-boyfriend was online and had no plans. I felt extreme happiness knowing he had no life. Then I realized that I was online and had no plans. FML
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r0ck5t4r 3

Just because someone doesn't have plans on one particular night doesn't mean they don't have a life...

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lammylamb17 0

ahhh classic tale of the Facebook stalker....

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EddieGrimaldo 0

I hate immature people like that, doesn't it just annoy you?

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FFML_314 11

What part of "ex" don't you understand. Stop being a creeper and get over it. Even if he didn't have a life, it wouldn't make yours anymore valuable. You creepy, creepy lady!

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sourgirl101 28

Could I stalk you?jk (: Missed you bunny! I did notice you were gone awhile. Is that consided stalking?

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ohthebloodygore 16

SG, stalker! :P Ah, hell. I guess this makes me a stalker too. Aria, I don't understand the 'x' part. The 'e' I do understand.

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FFML_314 11

I took a much needed leave of absence! I'm back and ready to swing the hatchet on the poor helpless kiddos! You guys can stalk me. ;D I've missed you all!

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Nice and quiet = boring. You know you missed her, Doc. Admit it...

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ohthebloodygore 16

Doc, stop trollin'. You know you missed her. I know I did. I nagged and begged asking her to comment again.

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FFML_314 11

Of course he missed me! Doc is my male clone. Seems like he did a good job of keeping things under control while I was out. Of course it's nice and quiet when I'm not around, I'm a bitch and certainly not quiet! :D

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ohthebloodygore 16

I'm the sweet quiet one.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Why did my comment get marked down? *Disgruntled* And by the way, FFML_314, I must admit that I missed your presence quite a bit!

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FFML_314 11

I'm glad to have such a wide welcome back! Precious, I don't think so. :P

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ohthebloodygore 16

Marked down? Why wasn't I aware? Stupid app. Aria, what are you trying to say? I am sweet and quiet. Idiots.

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tacobird123 7

Yay :D. Why am I happy she's back? Hmm I guess it makes this website fun ;p.

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DocBastard 38

Trollin', eh? I think may try it. It looks like such fun! Nerds, you're back at even. No worries. I'm sure all the trolls are looking at this thread and seeing that the collective IQ on this comment is over 1000, and they're getting worried. That's right, little trolls, we're all coming for you! Boo!

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boopityboppity 11

*Joins the fray* Teh internetz has missed you, FFML. Welcome back.

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zp5 4

me? stalk you? nahhh. O.o

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tacobird123 7

Now that I think of it where are the trolls?!? Have they crawled back into there little troll cave?

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nocanhaz 4

FFML left? nobody tells me anything

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Haha. You're probably correct on that one, Doc! :P

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FFML_314 11

Thank you, Boopityboppity! PM coming your way!

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docscientist 9

IQ sums do not create additive efficiency. Just trollin' err sayin'.

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FFML_314 11

I wonder how many of you still comment on this site regularly?

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TerrorDollie 0

You shouldn't care. YDI.

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smallsmerry 0

MAKE PLANS, CRY ME A RIVER, BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT ************ IT'S NOT THAT DAMN HARD!!!! IF YOU ARE THAT BORING THEN GO TO THE ******* WALMART, BUY SOME LIFE CEREAL, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS AND THEN GET A LIFE!!!!

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DocBastard 38

Aaaaaaand there go the mods making me look silly again. *sigh* Seriously, I don't need your help with that. My own inadequacies are more than enough, thanks.

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BWill9014 4

why is this even a fml... like seriously lol

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AlexBuda 0

Theres no problem with free time, but there is a problem with being a petty stalker YDI!

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