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By lamortdeshommes - 28/06/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML

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Today, I gave my boyfriend a $300 cooler for Valentine's Day. When I asked what he got me, he pointed at my stomach. I'm 3 months pregnant with his baby. FML

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By anon - 14/06/2021 08:01

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2013 07:24 - Canada - Milton

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML

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Today, I decided to surprise my husband by bringing home a case of beer and renting us a porno. He decided to surprise me by telling me he was leaving me for his pregnant girlfriend. FML

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By hungry - 15/08/2016 03:03 - United States - Waverly

Today, my husband offered to do the weekly grocery shopping. Because he has never done the shopping before, I made him a list of what we needed and other optional foods to give him an idea of what to get. He came back with a week's worth of ramen noodles and 2 litres of soda. FML

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By Going hungry - 28/07/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, my fiancee asked me to text her a grocery list. I asked for meat, fruit, vegetables, you know, the staples. She came back with tons of sugar cereal, pop tarts, cookie dough, and other unhealthy crap. We have no other food, our monthly budget is gone, and junk food gives me horrible stomach cramps. FML

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By hungry - 22/10/2019 04:00 - Canada - Halifax

Today, as I searched for food to take to work for lunch, I noticed that the only recent addition to our fridge is chocolate milk and popsicles. My mom went grocery shopping yesterday. FML

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By Alisha Marie - 04/08/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

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By depressedpreggo - 18/11/2012 11:00 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was grocery shopping. When I turned around I noticed a group of teens passing by laughing. I didn't think anything of it until I got to my cart. The losers had left a pack of Slim Fast in my cart. I'm pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2012 02:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying he had left a surprise on my driveway. Thinking it was something special, I went outside to look. It was a little bag of mayonnaise packets. FML

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krysxkatastrophe 14

Wednesday 29 June 2011 0:05

Ice cream is awesome! I'm lactose intolerant too, but I don't care when it comes to that!

knights95 9

Wednesday 29 June 2011 0:09

But they have cheese in them. Fail.

Comments

Coolcody8 4

Wednesday 1 February 2012 7:56

He should've gotten a hotel room to boot.

kezzamumma 3

Wednesday 10 October 2012 15:58

I fell for you op your baby daddy is a c**t best of luck with the future

esb77 8

Friday 23 November 2012 10:44

Um...I don't think you guys realize that hot pockets tend to have cheese, which has lactose in it, which the OP can't have. I'm lactose intolerant too, and I can't eat hot pockets or ice cream without feeling sick. :(

romeonsingcross 15

Saturday 7 June 2014 17:37

Hot pockets it is!

Kale_Mehew17 6

Tuesday 21 October 2014 5:56

That's what you get for letting a man go to the stire

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 11 July 2015 15:04

Hot pockets tend to have cheese in them. That's why I say if you want something done right, do it yourself.

junpeiIori 17

Sunday 26 July 2015 1:01

Priorities: your boyfriend definitely has his straight :D

worldclassrager 39

Friday 13 November 2015 10:20

He forgot the list didn't he?

nanner6206 24

Monday 20 June 2016 22:24

My husband does shit like this because he knows he likely won't be asked again. His favorite response though is to just say he forgot and flat NOT do what I've requested.