By lamortdeshommes - 28/06/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML
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krysxkatastrophe 14

Ice cream is awesome! I'm lactose intolerant too, but I don't care when it comes to that!

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heartbrakej 0

ydi for getting preggys out of wedlock

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sockmunky 3

sounds like a grade a douchebag

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milansarpal 0

that's your fault for not waiting for the eight guy to have a baby with

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gchartier90 0

now I want hot pockets beer and ice cream

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JKNA 2

that's the same thing my boyfriend would do! I'm pregnant and lactose intolerant I feel your pain

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Sukismama 2

Come on people, seriously! I'm so such of these lactose intolerant fmls. I am lactose intolerant but I can eat ice cream drink milk and all that good stuff because there are these little things called LACTAID PILLS for people with this. Pop one with the first bite of dairy.and your good

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iamtwiggyme 0

Are lactaid pills safe during pregnancy?

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

I am lactose-intolerant as well and the only thing Lactaid pills help me to be able to eat is a piece of cheese. Even if I take like five of those things and a 2oz scoop of ice cream with still leave me with stomach pains, bloating, and diarrhea. Everyone is different and depending on the severity of your intolerance Lactaid may not do a damn thing.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

strike the and and make with before still into will. I have no idea what the heck happened there.

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Sukismama 2

*you dont even need a prescription just about ten bucks for 50 of em. Which makes me think this is fake because any person with lactose intolerance would know this

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Saigee1997 3

Uhm. No. My best friend had allergic reactions to dairy products, or was lactose intolerant, for a while and had to drink Lactaid for like 6 months. I tried it and it was gross xD But really though. Not everybody takes the pills, shut up.

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geeksaresexy 18

Not everyone takes that, it's not available everywhere AND it doesn't work for everyone.. I am so mildly lactose intolerant I barely notice it but other people get incredibly sick!

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theonlysweetpea 10

I'd kick his ass when that baby turned 1! (They'd be old enough to wave byebye to Daddy when they take him to the hospital

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