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By lamortdeshommes - 28/06/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML

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By hungry - 22/10/2019 04:00 - Canada - Halifax

Today, as I searched for food to take to work for lunch, I noticed that the only recent addition to our fridge is chocolate milk and popsicles. My mom went grocery shopping yesterday. FML

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By Alisha Marie - 04/08/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

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By depressedpreggo - 18/11/2012 11:00 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was grocery shopping. When I turned around I noticed a group of teens passing by laughing. I didn't think anything of it until I got to my cart. The losers had left a pack of Slim Fast in my cart. I'm pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2012 02:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying he had left a surprise on my driveway. Thinking it was something special, I went outside to look. It was a little bag of mayonnaise packets. FML

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krysxkatastrophe 14

Wednesday 29 June 2011 0:05

Ice cream is awesome! I'm lactose intolerant too, but I don't care when it comes to that!

knights95 9

Wednesday 29 June 2011 0:09

But they have cheese in them. Fail.

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heavyt 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 8:12

hot pockets have cheese!

DawnWaker 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 8:14

Next time he asks you to make him a sandwich, put in a tofu patty instead of meat.

lfsabtch 4

Wednesday 29 June 2011 8:18

Umm... you people realize that Hot Pockets generally have cheese, right?

jellybelliez 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 8:26

then hope u like hot pockets (:

MrKing45 6

Wednesday 29 June 2011 8:39

Well at least he's not completely helpless.

divadro102 16

Wednesday 29 June 2011 8:43

He's ******* with yo head..

sandmancometh 3

Wednesday 29 June 2011 8:58

ATTA BOY!!!

jkfutter 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 9:20

what about the ice cream?

castrosabeast 7

Wednesday 29 June 2011 9:29

you mad bro?

fizzpoplady 3

Wednesday 29 June 2011 13:52

The correct format is "Umadbro?"

ribbyc80 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 9:38

yes, getting drunk, ******* a pocket, covered in ice cream and pickles!!!

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