By lamortdeshommes - 28/06/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML
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krysxkatastrophe 14

Ice cream is awesome! I'm lactose intolerant too, but I don't care when it comes to that!

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SteelCladAngel 0

sounds like what my husband does. :-/

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Sunny_Eclipse 6

Sounds like a great dad-to-be. (If he is the baby's daddy.)

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DocBastard 38

I'm trying to avoid the mayhem, death, and destruction that once was the FML comment section.

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Rainbow_dumpster 28

U serious? I miss reading your funny comments, Doc. Too bad there are angry trolls in this comment section. :(

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DocBastard 38

Fear not, Dumpy. I'm getting back into the swing of things. The trolls have been running around unchecked for too long. Too long!

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dreamering 16

Well said doc. I thought I was the only one having this impression.

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Rainbow_dumpster 28

Thanks for the Assurance, Doc. Hope to see you soon. :)

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bloodshedblack 5

well at least you have hot pockets.

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nanner6206 24

For the love of rainbows!! How many times...? Hotpockets have CHEESE and OP is lactose INTOLERANT!

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nanner6206 24

For the love of rainbows!! How many times...? Hotpockets have CHEESE and OP is lactose INTOLERANT!

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dblue 0

JERRY JERRY JERRY!!! xD

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Gandalf_22222 1

If you had just kept your legs together you would not be in this pradicament

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BlondeSyd 0

stfu. that's her boyfriend. she can do whatever she wants. bitch.

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TheDrifter 23

Yeah, if she wants a mutated miniature version of herself it's her right! He'd better be ready to pay for it though. After all, doing what she wants is more important than any damned consequences.

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katt_is_here 24

I'm pretty sure it takes 2 people to make a baby....******* misogynist asshole.

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missIrene 6

Haven't had a hot pocket in a cool minute danggggg now I want one

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Rainbow_dumpster 28

Ah 30, that's funny. I miss those commercials. xD

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InAmbrose 5

do any of u know that hot pockets have cheese in them too? hello, that's dairy. I'm lactose intolerant too, and can only have dairy in moderation. :/ sorry OP. your bf is a jerk.

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