By dis_bee_leaf - 13/02/2012 16:27 - Canada

Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML
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alexh15 13

Inspiring messages aren't too appreciated anymore :P

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saksxalmo 20

#48 Why do so many people think that girls can only be pissed or bitchy at certain points in the month? It makes absolutely no sense to me.

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Ferretface 13

^ Sounds like you're PMSing

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kimmi41509 10

It isn't, but it's definitely the time they're most bitchy.

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downtime 12

67, Because it's a scary thought to men that women could actually be that bitchy all the time. At least if we believe they can't help it we can tolerate it a little more...

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atomicbaboon 0

if girls are only bitchy while they're pmsing, my ex was for two straight months. what a relief. i thought she was always like that

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kimmi41509 10

Some girls are always bitchy, but make sure you find out their menstrual cycle so you can stay out of their warpath.

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matt98_fml 13

Those messages are overused. But that was mean of your best friend. She didn't have to say that.

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sweetpea41800 0

I guess you didn't brighten up her day.......

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milkynipnip 3

I did this once and everyone called me a lesbian for the longest time

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Madcatstolper 1

why do people think they are a fortune cookie? what's next? your lucky numbers are...

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atomicbaboon 0

i got LOL last time too! must be a panda express thing

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