By dis_bee_leaf - 13/02/2012 16:27 - Canada

Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML
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alexh15 13

Inspiring messages aren't too appreciated anymore :P

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flashback.miss 28

You're never fully dressed without a smile!~ x3 )Annie ftw)

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desireev 17

What is up with all of these x3 smiley faces? They aren't cute. What happened to the good ol' :)?

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shift_love 13

Wtf is going on in your picture #11? Alien felatio?

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wittygirl 8

There's only 1 smiley face there though. And honestly it's part of human nature to create new better more awesome smilies because these :) are just plain bet done and boring sorry :3

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Justin23L 2

The only smiley worse than that is "xD".

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midnightxloner 1

61 to answer your question. well, it looks like she is deep-throating a pickle wrapped in tinfoil

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Meowingtons500 18

Disco-stick deep-throating?! Annie would be appalled at your behavior.

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CRC_101 31

94 - I'm in trouble then! xD Bahaha! In all seriousness, that's my "lol" face. I feel faces can be more expressive than acronyms, at times.

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picklemonger 13

I'm going to have agree with your friends. The text message isn't something that's going to change someone's outlook on life.

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iloveweed69 7

I like your pickle

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The_Troller 14

^ Something tells me you like a lot of pickles.

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memyselfandI07 1

It sometimes changes my outlook on life (-:

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The_Troller 14

Huge pickles change your outlook on life? Well, I guess if that's your thing...

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Awsumuzzie 12

I think sending the political polls might be more appreciated than what you sent. You'd actually be informing people.

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soupisyummy 13

Those texts are pretty annoying, not gonna lie. >_<

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idoam 8

When people say, "Not gonna lie." I automatically assume everything else they've said was a lie.

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1JDub 6

Smile, your stupid...and dont let anyone tell you otherwise. FYL

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The_Troller 14

21- You're* It makes a difference.

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Lily_lops95 0

You freakin hole! (yes...hole)

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1JDub 6

Like so...You're an asshole? Wow thank's, that is much better!

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thericcanator 4

Respond with a nice sarcastic answer. That always ends well

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DocBastard 38

It takes 22 muscles to smile. It only takes 11 muscles to raise your middle finger.

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mk58 31

Huh. Never thought of it that way. *raises middle finger experimentally*

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