By Dockin - 14/02/2019 15:37 - India

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Today, I slashed my ass open with a shard of glass. How? I was making out with my crush, and threw my glasses on the ground. I forgot about them when we decided to lie down. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 252
You deserved it 38 037

Same thing different taste

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missamazinggg 12
zebraface 15

Because throwing your glasses on the ground is just sooo sexy.

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How is this possible? unless you meant cups I don't see why there would be 2 much less why you would set them on the ground. I have been wearing glasses since forever they never shattered and the lens rarely chipped. So confused

SebastianS97 0

Learned ur lesson now huh. U should be laying down already when making out :o

Glasses aren't made of glass anymore, they're made of a clear condensed carbon.

Time to play doctors and nurses, I think :)

j3ebrules 13

Well, that was a stupid place to throw your glasses.