By youlyingjerk - 01/02/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, Ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML
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lifeislife_fml 0

Oh my god, he dropped his shovel!

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Anteezy 7

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bloodmonk115 3

today I saw someone trip and fall into their bushes and laughed so hard I dropped my shovel

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Shainax3 0

lmfaooo I wuld of done the same it's hilarious but yea ur life sucks "fYL" dude!!!

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dudeitsdanny 9

Maybe thats his/her name. Not his/her fault theyre not as creative as you were when you named your anus "insert cucumber here" Or is that a sign and not a nametag? Either way, you have something stuck up there.

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Valter 0

he was laughing at your lack of coordination.

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effedupfml 5

Lol the funniest part is how the OP puts so much emphasis on about the guy itself

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tweetbaby14 18

I think he likes you

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

Where's the fml? Now you have an opening to strike conversation. ;) With luck and if he's a gentleman, he might even have pulled you out of the bushes. XD

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mzhonesty 0

You should have laughed along with him. It would have made you seem like you had a sense of humor.

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