By youlyingjerk - 01/02/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, Ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML
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lifeislife_fml 0

Oh my god, he dropped his shovel!

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Howdyplz 2

Don't be too down about it. Sure, he might think you're a ditz now, but he noticed you! And you made him laugh. And if he's British, don't take it too personally that he laughed. Brits have a really odd sense of humour, but really don't mean to make you feel bad. That kind of thing strikes me as funny, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't talk to you after it. True, i'm a girl, but guys aren't that scary. He won't think any worse of you. And make sure that next time you do something like that, laugh at yourself. It's a lot better than getting all flustered and quiet.

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VraelVhalen 0

Yeah, British people have an odd sense of humour. Americans think pain is funny, so that pretty much states how stupid they are.

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Carbonchild 0

It would suck if he was not a gentleman and helped you up.

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FerrariCake 2

An ex-British forces guy lives in Tennessee? Why?

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poiuytrewqlkjhgf 0

LOL actually it sounds like something from a romantic comedy. Ya never knooooow... ;]

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Eviktion 0

he's definitely gay... or you're quite hideous

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beachpeach123 0

British?!?! that really, really sucks. I'm sorry.

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ColdGold 6

Yet you're the best thing to happen to him.

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MoCo_fml 0

Well, at least he noticed you...? Did he at least offer help?

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thetallone 0

That's just us all over, really - Brits use laughing at each other as a form of communication! I think he probably likes you! x

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rainingaga 0

OP - YDI for using the term "EX Special Forces." It's "Former." Members of the military don't appreciate it when a civilian doesn't get the terminology correct. Your neighbor will not be interested in you if you don't get it right.

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

Hey. Get the snow shovel out of your ass. Thanks.

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starberries 0

Maybe he was kicked out. And I wouldn't give a flying **** what he thought about the terminology, anyway. Only an asshole would laugh when his neighbor hit her ******* head on the step.

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