Miscellaneous: Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the...

By Kaz - 07/05/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2011 07:43 - United States

Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML

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By Vero - 17/05/2012 15:02 - Austria - Timelkam

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML

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By ouchmyeye - 10/06/2011 04:59 - United States

Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML

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By shiftybizniss - 16/04/2009 18:43 - Canada

Today, I tried to sneak up on my girlfriend who was sitting in her car with one of her girlfriends. I snuck up to the driver's side window and tried to startle her by banging on the window. The window was down. My thumb went right in her eye. She has to wear a patch for 2 weeks. FML

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By Jacqueline - 01/07/2012 20:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML

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By Ohfman117 - 11/08/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2014 18:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML

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By BoomHeadshot - 02/05/2012 02:27 - Australia

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2012 20:53 - United States - International Falls

Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML

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Saturday 7 May 2011 15:51

Not much of a Shakespeare, are ya?

TigerWoods101 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 15:51

umm... HOW big was the rock?!?

Comments

CaptainPickles72 18

Saturday 7 May 2011 17:43

If your gonna sneak over to your girlfriends you might wanna make sure it's OK with her first. Because you know......she might wanna sleep. Plus, why not call or text to wake her instead.

balest22 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 17:49

baby! I told u we were over.. I'd want to c u!

MrsBieber4Life 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 17:53

Or you couldve called her?

MaxHodgkins 1

Saturday 7 May 2011 18:02

trying to do it old school like they do in films

footballtracksta 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 18:02

today, you snuck out in the middle of the night.

kristidgranger 3

Saturday 7 May 2011 18:06

you throw pebbles not rocks

nwatso96 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 18:06

i hope ur paying for that

fAiRyMaN3 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 18:43

mission accomplished

Luvmehateme292 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 18:43

I got into a really heated argument with the monster under my bed when I decided to get a new bed that sat on the floor. He was really upset with me that I would displace him like that. We finally agreed that he would move in with the monster in my closet. So now everyone's happy and able to scare to their hearts desire!!