Love: Today, I spend two hours inside a bar talking about how I never...

By sykotoaster - 13/07/2009 22:09 - United States

Today, I spend two hours inside a bar talking about how I never worry about my boyfriend cheating on me when he travels for work. Everyone told me I was lucky to have such a great relationship. When we all decided to go out on the patio for a smoke, we saw him making out with someone else. FML

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You deserved it 10 526

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2020 14:00

Today, my boyfriend went to his friends house to drink. He told me he’s a happy drinker, and I believed him. He calls me drunk about three hours later and tells me he’s been thinking about cheating on me for a long time, and that he also thinks about "being with other women." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 843

You deserved it 201

By sugar - 18/10/2010 12:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML

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You deserved it 3 361

By Umidknickname - 17/06/2017 16:00

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going away for the weekend to go clubbing with his mates. I would be fine with it, except the mates he's going with already tried to get him to cheat on me. FML

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You deserved it 495

By csor027 - 29/09/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, I was having a good talk with a coworker and I was excited that I've made my first friend at work. After sharing some stories and some laughs he asked if I had a boyfriend. I said I do. He asked if I was always faithful, I said I was. He then walked away. FML

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You deserved it 4 635

No smoking

By Anonymous - 21/10/2020 20:03

Today, my boyfriend told me he started smoking again and had smoked almost a whole pack in 3 hours. We were on the phone and I was on the bus. He knew that was the perfect time time to tell me, because he knew I wouldn't yell in public. FML

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You deserved it 283

By Megan - 26/03/2013 19:04 - United States

Today, after my boyfriend promised he wasn't cheating on me, I ran into him at our favorite coffee shop with the girl I suspected him of cheating with. When I confronted them, he acted like he didn't know me. FML

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Thanks for the support!

By selfesteemloss - 10/08/2013 23:41 - Spain - Barcelona

Today, I was flirting with a cute bartender on my last day in Spain. It was going well until we somehow got onto the topic of how I was recently dumped by my boyfriend of 3 years via Facebook. He spent the next 5 minutes laughing and telling his coworkers how hilarious that was. FML

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You deserved it 8 996

Karma

By yeahImgreat - 12/05/2022 14:00 - Netherlands

Today, after three months of going back and forth between staying with my boyfriend and leaving him for someone else, I finally made the decision to go for the other guy. When I told him, he admitted to never seeing himself with me, as he "doesn't do cheaters." FML

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You deserved it 2 544

Projection

By Anonymous - 15/09/2024 16:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I found out why my boyfriend doesn't want me to get a full-time job, despite us needing the money. He's scared that I'll cheat on him with one of my coworkers, to get back at him for doing it a few years ago. I never knew he cheated on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 631

You deserved it 89

By Anonymous - 19/12/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, I met a girl at the bar. Things were going really well and we ended up going back to her place. Problem? Her husband who normally works the graveyard shift was home sick. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 875

You deserved it 11 718

kscott88 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:50

Well, technically he wasn't traveling for work when cheating on you...so I guess you were kind of right...

K4ofDoom 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:35

That sucks.

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ithedarkknight 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:16

lmao gooo boyfriend!!! idk why something tells me to be on the boy side this time woot woot

NewLight8421 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 3:24

haha i know right?

12frisbees 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 4:57

they're both boys

GDinNJ 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 6:02

12frisbees, I think that might have been the joke. Just a guess. (But seriously, that's just a guess, I could just be completely misunderstanding ithedarkknight's post).

Stephai 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:22

Take something, and throw it at that motherfcker from the balcony.

justaquietghost 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:28

and I quote: "sykotoaster (man)" not really quoting, but still people. Please get his gender right. And OP: That sucks. Was he supposedly travelling when you ran into him at a local bar? Because then... that really sucks..

klutzywriter 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:31

Talk about irony. That sucks

butteredbuns 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:36

Was it a dude?

alex_vik 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:49

YDI for being smoking and being gay.

iJack 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:57

YDI? Wow, thats not a sexist and homophobic comment at all. That was a sarcastic comment

americayay 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 6:51

And I think his was a joke.

divineinstrument 2

Tuesday 14 July 2009 12:12

Wow, trolls just aren't funny any more. All they do is completely trash gays/fat people/women. Not cool.

sweetnsour15 8

Tuesday 30 July 2013 6:44

Wow that sucks i'm sorry, and #43 he in no was deserves this. Being gay, or lesbian or bi isn't a choice. You need to learn to not be such an ignorant little piece of shit.

horsiigurl 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 3:02

are you saying youre gay? damn man, finding your lover pashing with someone else, at least you guys didnt tie the knots or anything

cutebebe778 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 3:04

#2 (caneut) said it all. That's what you get for bragging. Noone likes listenning to people that go on and on about how great their spouses are. Hope she laughed in your face :)