By bluntedone - 03/02/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I spent $400 at the stripclub and got 4 phone numbers. I as walked out of the club, I noticed it was trans-night. FML
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linzhart333 8

wow what the ****? $400??? you're DESPERATE, dude.

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jimmythegirl 0

bahahahaha but really why did you spend $400 at a stripclub.............

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JoeBlandon 0

Tuck back the sack and get to loving.

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sparxva 12

You aren't very observant, huh? YDI

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fmylife_hardcore 0

NICE! They ARE the generous ones. I mean, next to chubbsies.

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MikeLitoris_fml 0

FAIL!!!! well some of them might not be trannys, but you definetly deserve this for not noticing that it was tranny night and then spending 400$

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jonny45378 0

You shound have noticed something wrong when "it" said something like "is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?" XD

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geovanni 9

with 400$ u could get an awesome gift, give it to a girl and get a real GF

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Dravien 0

Wow 4 bills in one night that's more than a weeks pay for me.

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strandedinalimo 0

If it was a strip club didn't they get naked?

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