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By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I started a new job. I lost my work keys and had everyone running all over the building looking for them. We found them, hanging in the last lock I had used. They now all think I'm a nut. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2012 16:04 - United States - Millers Tavern

Today, I was running late for an important job interview because I couldn't find my keys. I place the keys on my kitchen counter every day to prevent exactly this type of situation. After few minutes and missing my interview, I finally found my keys, in my hand. FML

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By Can't Win - 09/09/2012 15:01 - United States - Palatine

Today, my car keys decided to play hide and seek. Good news: I found them under my bed. Bad news: it was after my job interview was scheduled to start. FML

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By Loser - 12/08/2017 03:30 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I lost my keys while at the supermarket. I franticly back-tracked through the store, asking everyone I saw along the way. They eventually showed up, right where I left them... in my unattended car, the engine still running. There was an announcement made over the PA system. FML

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By lateforwork - 02/09/2019 14:00

Today, whilst heading out the door to go to work, my lanyard got caught on the doorknob inside, and I watched my keys swing back inside as the door closed behind me. It was locked. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML

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By Veronica Rambo - 24/10/2018 17:30

Today, it was my first day going to work with new hours where I'm in the office alone for an hour. I managed to lock myself out without my jacket, my phone, and my keys. It was raining. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2024 22:00 - Canada

Today, I showed up to an important meeting 20 minutes late, claiming I couldn't find my keys. They were in my hand the whole time, and I realized it just as I reached for the doorknob. Everyone saw me pause mid-step, staring at my hand in disbelief. FML

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Run!

By Anonymous - 18/06/2009 10:37 - Australia

Today, I had a job interview but couldn't find my car keys. I had searched the entire apartment and had missed the interview. Turns out they were in my pocket the entire time. FML

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OnlyAvailableID 28

Thursday 30 September 2010 9:32

OP is a nut. She has a rubber butt. Whenever she turns around it goes "putt putt"!

MissGrinch 4

Thursday 30 September 2010 9:30

Just say "oops" and give a "I'm sowwy" expression. Wait, that only works for adorable animals. Darn.

Comments

Illyssa_fml 4

Thursday 30 September 2010 12:30

Hmm..don't know if "nut" would be the word

Igor_g5 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 13:22

Well?

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 30 September 2010 13:55

What kind of nut? Almond? Cashew? Hazelnut?

TheWicked 4

Thursday 30 September 2010 14:04

YDI for being a nut.

kombucha_fml 8

Thursday 30 September 2010 22:06

you ARE a nut.

abbieapril 0

Friday 1 October 2010 6:48

hahaha I'm laughing cuz of that last sentence "they think I'm a nut" that just sounds so odd

waywick 0

Friday 1 October 2010 15:22

you're not a nut, you're just very dumb...

LukeNukem_fml 3

Friday 1 October 2010 22:20

take it as a compliment. being known as the "nut" is all the fun.

Lils123 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 11:41

Fyl for using the term "Im a nut" >_> Im sorry that just sounds so lame to me P:

Demented_Dentist 1

Friday 8 October 2010 16:09

More like F your coworkers lives, since you slipped them something causing them hallucinate that people are nuts.

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