By Anonymous - 10/03/2010 20:53 - United States

Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML
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Freeze_fml 16

How do you forget to wash your hands after taking a massive dump? Sick.

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WtFiMdAdDy 0

Wow....You deserved it! no excuses....

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nldawgsccr22795 0

y wld u start to bite ur nails way can't u go back to the bathroom? nd honestly how do u forget to wash ur hands thtsnasty

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SeximusPrime 0

You disgusting pig. I hope you don't work in the food industry. Though with all the food poisoning cases, I just have to wonder.

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lizzilla8297 2

so? by the way, why the heck were your hands in your butt?

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yoitssabrina 0

how nice o.O thats why biting your nails is a bad habit! even though i bite my nails like all the time. lol

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helo2 0

I actually laughed so hardFxe4zfZx)cufhgHggv!!!!

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marierad 0

the bacteria he got from touching things in public was prob worse then the bacteria from his own butt so id be more worried about that. your not ganna pick up an virus from yourself...although yes its gross but it could be worse

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