By Anonymous - 10/03/2010 20:53 - United States

Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML
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Freeze_fml 16

How do you forget to wash your hands after taking a massive dump? Sick.

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ralphyr 0

this is on fml?....you're a dumbass.

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dorkrockz 0

ewwwwww that's nasty

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Ochi_fml 0

soo....you shat on your habd? you're messy bro.

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marleytooyou 0

why the hell wouldn't you wash ur hands after taking a massive dump!!! sikko friken noob!!!!!

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Dwight_A_R_Manag 0

WTF! FYL for thinking that eye makeup was a good idea

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xHabsfanx 0

Fyl for assuming that's her "real" picture.

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cpljwlusmc 0

not an FML unless you decided to sift through your shit. or shit in your hand and throw it into the toilet. like a big brown lawn dart.

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capricaz 0

haha well at least it was your bacteria. Really you would have to eat your poop in order to get sick. Having said that, why the heck did you not wash your hands? It's like....second nature unless you're 5.

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melizza 0

oh great. it could be OK but still gross if you where a girl but a DUDE that has to touch a penis when they are peeing. but did you pee also? cuz if you didn't then that changes alot of things

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FAOOLT 0

Aaahh!!! that's fucken gross it made me make the weirdest face ever haha! n for ppl saying it's not that bad . yeah it is her/his hands were CENTIMETERS away from their asshole! still fucken gross man!

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Simplyjulie 0

lmfao! I'm germaphobic. I wash, sanitize my hands atleast 20 times a day rofl

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