By Anonymous - 10/03/2010 20:53 - United States

Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML
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Freeze_fml 16

How do you forget to wash your hands after taking a massive dump? Sick.

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darthprecious 0

enjoy the potential e coli, j/k but gross.

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roobear 2

If there was any... buildup, then I see this as an FML. If not, who gives a flying f*ck. There are way worse things living in your mouth at all times.

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Anteezy 7

So you don't wash your hands after going to the bathroom? YDI.

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mollyo 0

always wash them or you will end up eating stinkies lol.

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perdix 29

Left hand, pinkie. . . OK. Left hand, ring finger. . . OK. Left hand, middle finger. . . OK. Left hand, index finger. . . Houston, we have a problem -- Yaaaakkkk!.

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mollyo 0

86 is totally right, why should we cate that you ate your own crap?

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Philosophic 0

Okay, so let's get this straight. Taking two minutes out of your 1440 minutes in the day (24hrs) can prevent you from recieving 80% of diseases spread via physical communication. All in all 5 hand washes a day, AKA 10 minutes frequently can save you up to/more than 20 years of your life and keep whoever you come in contact with clean.

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dylan2788 0

this inst a FML... just a dumb story

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beeship321 5

I'm suprised he thought to wash his hands at all. Too many guys don't like to wash their hands like their going to melt or something.

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