By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 05:30 - United States

Today, I talked to my dad about joining the military. He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." FML
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lol_ironic_life 9

You being man enough to stand up for your country does not make you a pussy. :) Thank you for wanting to serve and protect us!

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samanthamj10 0

That's oohrah... Get it right.

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zombicidal 11

OP said military that's every branch the dad said army

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jackassiddy 8

actually.. its Hooha.. the acronym HUA means Heard Understood and Acknowledged.. in response to an order/morale booster..

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iconoclasm101 0

Not in the Corp it isn't, stop google smashing and get a life.

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rexgar2000 10

Damn it people. in the army is hooah! ok? I'm dnt commenting now.

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TylerOMFG 7

Wow, prove him wrong and thank you for your service if they do. Good luck :)

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PYLrulz 17

If your dad never served a day in his life, I'd say advising him to shut the hell up would be ok.

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Mister_Triangle 21

Sounds like a challenge

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BroDoc334 2

I'm proud to serve in the US Army Hooah! Don't let people tell you that you can't but don't blindly follow your heart either as the heart can be deceived. Seek Truth, God will show you the Way, but don't believe people or let them put you down.

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Airman1988 9

Tell him you are what you eat.

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Airman1988 9

and than tell him he's a dick

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Wheredidgrungego 12

You don't necessarily have to be infantry. There are plenty of people behind the front lines who do other things. If you're smart enough, you could fly those unmanned planes or something. Anyway, just be happy we're out of Iraq now and you're not joining during a time of war!

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Airman1988 9

Yea cause it's not like we aren't in Afghanistan now....

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rexgar2000 10

we're still in a time of war, Afghanistan is still going on.

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bigboi626 0

We're still in Afghanistan, soldiers were deployed in Africa, and we'll be going to Iran soon. Sorry, still war time

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I thought parents were supposed to care about their kids, not outright call them a pussy in front of their face. Assholes... Try to prove him wrong, and once there is another war and you come back a changed man, he'll see the man you are. USA!!!

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deadman93 7

its not hard. if you want to do it, do it. you may fail but at least you can say you tried man.

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klorehore 24

this is a perfect opportunity to prove him wrong, I think you should go for it! Good luck!

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