By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 05:30 - United States

Today, I talked to my dad about joining the military. He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." FML
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lol_ironic_life 9

You being man enough to stand up for your country does not make you a pussy. :) Thank you for wanting to serve and protect us!

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every1luvsboners 11

Those are the same reverse psychology techniques the US military use today to lure teens into signing their lives away. Coincidence? I think not. He's probably on the payroll.

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squidmmn 0

You need to make your own choice in life, military service is for everyone who wants a good start in life.

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cullin69 5

That sucks, join up anyway if that is what you want and prove him wrong.

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likasumboooodi 0

join the military and then come and be like bitch what!

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aFreedom127 9

Stand up to him you pussy, it's your first test to be a soldier.

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roswelluga 4

or you could get a real job and not drag down the economy

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THE_A_TEEN 27

...Or you can shut up, you damn occupy protester...

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roswelluga 4

Thanks but I actually have a good job so I'm not part of the occupy movement. The military is ruining this country.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Did I just ******* read that? "the military is ruining this country? At least they protect the freedom to say that you prick.

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Airman1988 9

Wow this comment is wrong on so many levels, next time you enjoy your freedom of speech or plenty of other rights a piece of trash like you doesn't deserve, you can think all those "worthless" people who serve. What a tasteless and ignorant comment.

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roswelluga 4

Who is attacking us? Nobody. When someone does then I will support the military

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rezelle 0

As long as you're not overweight and have no health problems they will take you. Good luck.

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redmnky21 8

screw him research which branch would work for u meet with a recruiter and go kick ASS!!!

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ErinBeam 1

Actually the army is full of *******. It's the marines who are the real shit! ;) The few. The proud!

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bigboi626 0

Every branch serves the country. So every branch is bad ass.

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