By thisreallysucks2 - 23/03/2009 02:15 - United States

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Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML
I agree, your life sucks 128 704
You deserved it 24 386

Same thing different taste

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Tipsybeaver 0

In his defense, that game is awesome.

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You can't underestimate the power of pokemon. It is pretty fun.

Hehe. #92, your comment made me crack up.

trueblueoragnes 0

ok...I am the girlfriend of a gamer. I too am a gamer, just not as hardcore about it as my boyfriend is. I went with him yesterday to buy Platinum. He played it for a while, then we hung out with his family, he played it a little more and then we had sex. Twice. There is plenty of time in a day for Pokemon and sex. Just saying...

Ether_fml 0

Are you kidding me, when I got Street Fighter IV I didn't return a single phone call or txt all day.

uh my boyfriend plays world of warcraft all the time now he's telling me he doesnt know if he wants to be together anymore after 5 months. we were supposed to have sex last week before this happened i got a yeast infection so we couldnt. now he doesnt want to touch me and yet im still with him, because he's probably bipolar and will feel better in a few days. hmmm... im sorry but i dont feel bad for you -_-

I have to admit, I love Pokemon so if I've really been anticipating the game, I'd probably do what he did. I didn't get the game, however. In his defense, play pokemon. It's a really good game and if you've been playing it since the first gen, it's kind of hard to let go ..

Dude, it depends. if hes young,,,like 12 and under ...why should u be asking for sex. but if ur both older and he likes pokemon. big shitt who cares ppl have their likes and dislikes,,,dont hate on him. My younger friend went nuts for tht game. i fell out my chair lauging when he started faild 3 classes cuz he was rasiing money to get it instead of studying or Homework

Pokemon stopped being awesome after Blue and Red, and sex has been awesome since the dawn of man and will likely continue to be awesome. The choice is obvious.

how old are you... or better yet how old is your boyfriend to be playing pokemon?