Intimacy: Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have...

By thisreallysucks2 - 23/03/2009 02:15 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML

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By kylie - 10/08/2010 07:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML

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Because nobody questions Bigfoot

By poisonivyandbigfoot - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I was playing a game on my boyfriend's phone when he got a text from a girl saying, "Last night was so fun." When I asked him about it, he panicked and said, "We were hunting Bigfoot." FML

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By bittersweet - 08/02/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML

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Good for you

By denied - 11/08/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, I was supposed to finally go out with my guy friend that I have liked for a long time. He told me he would text me, and after waiting for hours for the text, I finally got it. It said, "Guess what!? I just got laid!" He forgot our date, had it off, and I congratulated him. FML

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By Username - 15/06/2011 01:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML

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By gottacatchemall - 08/01/2014 05:43 - United States

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML

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By xxlexi_lovexx - 29/03/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML

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By luni - 26/06/2011 21:17 - United Kingdom

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

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By Jamie - 10/03/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML

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By Ignored - 13/07/2011 06:47 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

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Tipsybeaver 0

Monday 23 March 2009 12:27

In his defense, that game is awesome.

Ybot_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 12:29

Platinum is out? WHY AM I ON FML?!?

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tddygrmlov 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 0:33

pokemon rocks. but even i wouldnt blow off sex for it.

Supasploo29 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 0:41

If your boyfriend is a gamer,tell him its sometimes better to turn off so you can get out his game boy and play with his pocket monster, and your dying for his master balls to go to your rare candy.

may_cause_fail 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 0:42

Platinum is awesome. But he's still a jackass.

PiousHeretic 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 0:43

#191 wins the thread.

Monty_Python 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 1:00

Your BF=Gay Don't try and defend him. If you two had sex a lot or you were just really bad then he would have an excuse. But choosing video games over sex?

fyasko124 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 1:02

hahahahaha

lebreex 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 1:02

HELL YES! I CAN'T WAIT TO GET IT! I knew it was Pokemon before I finished the FML... xD

SimpleIdiot 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 1:06

yea....hes probably gay

autumnangel89 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 1:19

well if you're asking for the first time, maybe he's not ready. my BF is the biggest gamer you will ever meet but we've had sex. it might have something to do with age cause im 19 and hes 20. that whole gamers never get laid thing is so stereotypical, its not even funny. ive dated gamers and they are normal people just like anybody else. im a gamer myself. sex is sex. if you knew he was a gamer in the beginning you should have expected it, if not, just realize that hes not a drug addict, abusive douche, whose has a football and a keg stuck up his butt. just wait,if hes really interested in you then it will happen. maybe he just wants it to mean something, and theres nothing wrong with that. trust me waiting is usually a good choice. pokemon ftw btw