By thisreallysucks2 - 23/03/2009 02:15 - United States

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Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML
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Tipsybeaver 0

In his defense, that game is awesome.

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eeee93757 0

ok, what?! Old enough for sex and still playing pokemon games? And he's your boyfriend, WHY?!

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necomni 0

POKEMON PLATINUM, **** YEAH If you're offended by that, by all means, break up with him. He deserves someone better.

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JFox 8

Today, a game I've been waiting for for months finally came out. My girlfriend texted me for sex, but I preferred to play today. She complained about it on FML and a bunch of people who have shunned their childhood belittled me and told her to break up with me. I wish I could find a girl who at least try's to understand me. FML Does he want my friend code ? ^_~

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jessica009 0

pssht don't hate on pokemon, i'm a girl and i just borrowed my little sisters DS so that i can play with my boyfriend! Pokemon will live on!!! :))

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sensual_kidney 0

hey, i dont know what you ppl are bitchin about. pokemon (the games only) is the shit.

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Deadbodyman171 0

**** pokemon how can someone turn down sex for a game are you kidding me baby you can text me anytime and i will done for some lovin

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BlackSheep_fml 0

Uhhh Pokemon Platinum or Sex, I'd choose Pokemon Platinum. It's basically one-sided sex for your mind anyway.

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effevery1slife 0

pokemon is gay

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snow_cloak 0

I agree with #209. Any true gamer can get just as excited battling as they would with sex.

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