Intimacy: Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have...

By thisreallysucks2 - 23/03/2009 02:15 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML

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You deserved it 24 386

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By kylie - 10/08/2010 07:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML

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Because nobody questions Bigfoot

By poisonivyandbigfoot - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I was playing a game on my boyfriend's phone when he got a text from a girl saying, "Last night was so fun." When I asked him about it, he panicked and said, "We were hunting Bigfoot." FML

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You deserved it 403

By bittersweet - 08/02/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML

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You deserved it 72 146

Good for you

By denied - 11/08/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, I was supposed to finally go out with my guy friend that I have liked for a long time. He told me he would text me, and after waiting for hours for the text, I finally got it. It said, "Guess what!? I just got laid!" He forgot our date, had it off, and I congratulated him. FML

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You deserved it 8 877

By Username - 15/06/2011 01:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML

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You deserved it 15 738

Committed

By gottacatchemall - 08/01/2014 05:43 - United States

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML

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You deserved it 29 010

By xxlexi_lovexx - 29/03/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML

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You deserved it 6 834

By luni - 26/06/2011 21:17 - United Kingdom

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

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You deserved it 8 905

By Jamie - 10/03/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML

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You deserved it 3 998

By Ignored - 13/07/2011 06:47 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 9 373

Tipsybeaver 0

Monday 23 March 2009 12:27

In his defense, that game is awesome.

Ybot_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 12:29

Platinum is out? WHY AM I ON FML?!?

Comments

allovershoe 2

Tuesday 24 March 2009 3:34

that is an epic fail LOL pokemon or sex... o_O hmmmm

sabrage 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 3:49

I ******* LOVE POKEMON!

Pseudonymme 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 3:50

This is why you get a gamer girlfriend who'll kick your ass in Starcraft. Then you can have make up sex ^__^

eff_that 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 4:07

haha dont worry my fiance is the same lol i jus learn to whope ass in some games so we can end it early and have a great make up sex lol =P

laurisshnazzy 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 4:15

HOLY SHIT. I need to go buy that. New game vs girlfriend he's had for awhile? New game wins. (Yeah, I'm a chick.)

rendezvous 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 5:01

Completely agree with #216. New game always wins. I had to wait a week for sex before my boyfriend finished MGS4, and he had to play it TWICE. I'm 21 and I still play the Pokemon games. Glad I'm a pokenerd and dating a gamer, we just play the game together. It's nice to have someone to trade with. XD

ace135 3

Tuesday 24 March 2009 5:02

wow he is how old now lol hopefully younger like 11 or so if not then he needs to grow up pokemon is for 11 year olds lol and if you two r that young and want to have sex ur stupid lil ******

bizzybuzzy 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 5:09

25 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. you brightened my day.

ClevelandRock 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 5:19

If you have to actually Google things your boyfriend says just to figure out what he's talking about, you obviously aren't right for him. I'm going with "you deserved that one".